Apparently I saved a pile of stuff from the old website. Just found it. If anybody has a favourite thread they want to kind of see again let me know and I will see if I have it.
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
Not what it used to be.
Fray Bentos
Was that on the old site or here?
Old site
Don’t have it sorry
I was going to say just that, but sadly I see it’s not available.
I’ve got a copy. It’s in ‘word’ format. I’m not sure whether to copy and paste on to this or re post as a seperate post. Please advise….
It’s quite a long thread!
PS – Is it ok to put it on here? Copyright etc I wouldn’t wish to upset our ‘Word’ friends.
Oh please do post it! Blame me if Hepworth shows up in the middle of the night flinging coconuts at your front door
lol – Ok.
As its a long thread and it might drag this thread I’ll post it seperately.
It’s there now
Thank you!
The Meaning of Cliff if you have it please.
Nope
The Meaning of Cliff if you please
Forgive me, but both of my entries on that thread just made me chuckle having completely forgotten them.
Bless your heart Sal!
Absolutely tremendous stuff!
Oh, wonderful, Sal! I remember that thread. I do miss Fake/Faux Geordie aka âForksâ. And indeed Moose.
I have no idea of the thread but I am particularly proud of the Brighouse and Gastric Brass Band post I made once.
I had one called Beanotown Myths that Iâd love to see again.
That was brilliant.
Have you the first and best iteration of mashed up band names: The Rolling Stone Roses, Bonnie Tyler the Creator, all that malarky? It went on for ages, becoming, IIRC, a running duel between @archie-valparaiso and @vulpes-vulpes. Never bettered in any of the Afterword reprises, pre and post Drupal.
My favourite too. Over 1000 comments.
Yes Club 7
The Beverly Sisters of Mercy
Steely Daniel OâDonnell.
3 of mine. Very poor compared to some pearlers that were dreamt up
I also saved a few pages. Mostly a memorable bon mot. To this day, I still get an internal laugh from a few comments but one in particular stuck with me. On the return of The Stone Roses – I saw one concert in 2016 – but when they returned they got, let’s say charitably, a mixed welcome from the Word Faithful. Comparisons were drawn The Mahavishnu Orchestra, To wit:
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“…if you could find a single live recording of the Mahavishnu Orchestra where people are significantly, amateurishly out of tune I’d hold my hands up… ”
Reply “If the Mahavishnu Orchestra were out of tune…how would you tell? There would first have to be a tune to be out of. ;-)”
Bravo.
This exchange, doubtless along with many others, are saved for posterity on archive.org’s Wayback Machine. Hours of fun to be had.
http://web.archive.org/web/20120706041748/http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/the-stone-roseswhy#comments
Browsing those pages I see a bunch of monikers there that bring to mind certain conflicts and bad temperedness, even the odd flounce. Very odd in some cases. More hot headed times.
Before my time, but some of you keep going in about it. Here’s… Squirrelgate”
Summarised, thus, by Chat GPT –
Hereâs a digest of the âWas Andrew Collins guilty of ‘crass populism’ in defending the grey squirrel?â post and its lively comments from December 2008âJanuary 2009:
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đ Blog Post by Martin
Martin criticizes Andrew Collinsâs piece as âtawdry,â âillâinformed,â and âirresponsible.â
He argues Collins painted the culling of grey squirrels as elitist or even racistâcalling it âcrass populismâ.
Martin counters that the cull is a government-backed conservation effort supported by organizations like the RSPB, National Trust, and Forestry Commission, not just aristocratic injustice.
He parodies Collinsâs logic by comparing it to curing diseases or eliminating invasive species.
Martin contends the articleâs tone damages Word magazineâs reputation.
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đŹ Selected Comment Highlights
Enthusiastic BackâandâForth
ceepee: âGreys: dull⌠send âem back where they came from!â vs. âReds: splendid⌠they have tufts!â
ConâŻColeman shares fond memories of red squirrels in snowy Sweden.
SirTerence, DogFacedBoy, and Sven banter about whether the comment thread will âbreakâ at 250 posts and ponder what happens if it hits 666.
Author vs. Critics
Andrew_Collins himself enters:
Notes that reacting to criticism is not naĂŻveâheâs open for debate and context explanation.
Pushes back against people claiming to speak for everyone.
ChrisâŻG notes Collinsâs podcast was intended as humor, not a literal statement.
Ethical Nuance & Concerns
Sven (a scientist) found the article âvery entertaining,â but also criticized Collinsâs views on homeopathy.
Jim Thomas offers a balanced approachârecognizing accountability is good, but cautioning against turning culling into âgleeful, realâlife shootââemâup game.â
Retropath2 and LuckyâŻTiler raise serious concerns:
Retropath2 objects sharply to Collinsâs Hitler analogy as diminishing the Holocaust:
> âsurely not at the expense of suggesting that the culling of squirrels is comparable to the extermination of 6âŻmillion Jews?â
LuckyâŻTiler clarifies Collinsâs intent was ironic, comparing propaganda tactics, not atrocitiesâapologizing to those offended.
Metaâcomments on Magazine
chasandmorph defends Word magazineâs open editorial policy:
> ââŚthe beauty of Word is its generous door policy.â
Still, some voice fatigue over the topicâs lengthy run.
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â Summary
Martin condemns Collinsâs article as misleading and sensationalist, missing scientific context.
The comment thread became a vibrant mix of humor, defending Collinsâs satire, scientific perspectives, and ethical criticismâespecially regarding misuse of Holocaust language.
Collins pushes back respectfully and clarifies his intent, drawing more metaâdiscussion about the role of humor, activism, and editorial choice in media.
There were hundreds of comments back and forth. Not the funniest thread but the intensity and number of responses made it remarkable.
What an absolute banger that thread is.
âBald men have more testosterone and more free time, so if we ever meet I will take pleasure in administering a lengthy kicking, you short-arsed, hairist bastard!â
Anyone for the middlerabbit wars?
I remember posting the deliberately provocative question â were the Beatles really that good?â To which I got a barrage of abuse and some agreement.
Moon landings and the veracity of springs to mind.
That reminds me – moon sausage?
One from Backwards 7 was it not?
That was it – a Backwards masterpiece
I remember with fondness the Viz thread. Lots of great things on that one
That was one I remember. Whether I started it or not, I was all over it. An absolute joy of juvenilia.
Bang on the ear verses.
I started a thread the day before I got married so it would be dated 16.5.2013. I can’t remember what it was called but it featured a clip of Roddy Frame singing his song Stray. I think I was musing on how it was a song that captured the spirit of my bachelor lifestyle up to then. I wouldn’t mind reading it again just as a window on that time.
Apart from that, the Viz thread mentioned above was one I used to re-read back in the day. Guaranteed to crack me up.
As The Word closed on 29 June 2012 (about when I started joinng in), would it be on the Afterword, not The Word?
I find the archive.org hard to navigate – opening up dates in search of the celebrated threads above is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
You’re probably right. I’ll see what I can find. It’s not in my personal archive.
I’ve tried to search for the article again this evening but there appears to be nothing of mine prior to 2015. I know I was on the old site with the same name and have never gone by any other handle here. Can anyone else access their contributions on dates before 2015?
*I’m not getting all JR Hartley about this, just curious.
I think there was a crash at some point, maybe some stuff disappeared?
Yes indeed, the great Drupal crash of 2015 I think, when the first 3 years of Afterword archives were either wiped, or made so difficult to access, that it would be an intrepid explorer who dared into such Mirkwood (I was led to believe, I think by either Dr Volume or Brookster). I lost my complete Image Resolution Blog series, in which Tiggerlion fed me a song every day of 2014, and I drew and later painted a sketch.
Somewhere I still have the urls of many many entertaining threads, including Roxy Music vs Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix Experience vs Cream, and Pentangle vs Steeleye Span vs Fairport Convention. Sadly those urls now lead nowhere.
“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”
Dean Ashton
Yes, but that rain waters the soil that nurtures new growth. The replenishing of human creativity is endless.
Do we have the fish puns thread – the one that went off the edge of the interweb?
There’s a time and a plaice for everything.
For codâs sakeâŚ
The eeling has begun…
At this point it’s my sole remaining reason for engaging with this thread, @pencilsqueezer.
I knew you wouldn’t leave me whiting in vain…
“Whale Kipper Whelkhome in the Eelside” and “It’s a Long Hake on the Road to Mantaray” are two of the songs I sing when practicing my scales especially the bass notes.
Though the high notes leave me floundering despite being a dab hand at them in my younger days.
I often finish off dancing the conger.
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I wonder if Sting was ever introduced to Ray Manzarek.
And if anyone piped up âAnything can happen in the next half hour!â
Weren’t you all so young, 13 years ago…
age and occupation
I didn’t take part I think, possibly because I was unemployed at the time
Startled that Iâm in there: I didnât contribute much in the early days (too shy shyâŚ)
We should do a follow up thread. What was the name of your first pet, your mothers maiden name & what are the 3 digits on the back of your bank card?
Many (at least 3) “remove a letter” “add a letter” threads … with much Beer/Monitor interfaces
Chin Crisis
Brian Poo And The Tremelos
My favourite was always The Grateful Dad
Despite getting the Word from issue one I wasn’t sure how the blog worked at first, finally got the hang of it when it decided to close.
My first ever post was “Gentlemen Start Your Engines”
I’d be curious and probably hugely embarrassed to revisit it.
How about Lenny Lawâs collection of syrup photos? Other than the silent Bowie/Jagger âDancing in the Streetâ video itâs the funniest thing thatâs ever been on the internet.
Mr Law is still an avid x-er, although he adjusts his handle online, fairly frequently. Currently Percival Merganser.
Len is a BlueSkyer too. Recently seen holding forth on the difficulties of practising his dark dental arts on female patients of the cosmetically surgically rearranged variety.
Anyone up for Pop Stars Breaking Wind?
If this is, as I suspect, a thread loaded with images, archive.org won’t have saved the images.
I came across a promising thread by Drakeygirl which would have had a composit set of headshots of 40+ Word massive members. The detailed l-r, top-bottom listing of people was there, but the actual picture? Gone into the ether.
That’s a shame. Understandable though. Oh well we’ll always have Paris.
I know I saved the photo somewhere it’s possible I may have it on an old hard drive.
@pencilsqueezer or possibly we’ll always have Powys.
Da iawn bach.
Hi all, long time no see. I was led here searching for info on a gig I attended long ago – The Specials/The Selecter/Dexy’s at Loughborough Uni, which I had written about here.
Anyway, I recalled the Word massive photo montage put together by @Drakeygirl and I have found it. That’s me next to Fraser (6d11a)
Thank you, I no longer have to search for it.
Excellent! Thanks for sourcing that, nickduvet. Now I just have to dive back into archive.org to find the origial thread which still has the list of names. Oh, bugger.
Meanwhile, here’s an earlier Afterword/Word nostalgia fest, littered with urls from previous greatest hits (some or all of which may no longer work any more)…
I found it!
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Massive Members Montage Who’s Who
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Row 1: 1) Skirky, 2) Andy Mackenzie, 3) David Wright, 4) Paddy H, 5) Lucas Hare, 6) Martin Simmonds, 7) Big Si, 8) backwards7, 9) Ola Claesson 10) geedubyapee 11) plumb1909
Row 2: 1) jackthebiscuit, 2) Mrxsg, 3) Roo, 4) hazeyjane, 5) Ozmium (barmaid obscured), 6) VincePacket, 7) Douglas, 8) ganglesprocket, 9) Sue 10) Neil Jung 11) Carol From Luton
Row 3: 1) Steven C, 2) Five-Centres, 3) Sid Williams, 4) el hombre malo, 5) Paul Vincent, 6) Carl Parker, 7) Prestonia, 8) Reno Dakota, 9) Baskerville Old Face, 10) Richie B 11) Vinnell 12) maggieloveshopey
Row 4: 1) Vorgongod, 2) Captain Underpants, 3) Grant, 4) Hannah, 5) James Blast, 6) fortuneight, 7) drakeygirl, 8) Pencilsqueezer, 9) Bob, 10) Phil Pirrip, 11) Richie T
Row 5: 1) Beany, 2) JoLean, 3) DogFacedBoy, 4) Paul Waring, 5) southstand, 6) Handsome.P.Wonderful, 7) JamesB, 8) Pat Carty, 9) Anne (Mrs Grant), 10) Dr Volume 11) humphreym 12) itfc1959
Row 6: 1) man.of.soup, 2) Red Umpire, 3) Joe R, 4) katyg, 5) Nicodemus, 6) Gordon Kerr, 7) Leedsboy 8) Melrose Ape, 9) Stuart 10) mojoworking 11) Rigid Digit
Row 7: 1) rocker43, 2) Keith M, 3) borsuk, 4) Gavin Adam, 5) Lenny Law, 6) Doods, 7) RosBif 8) millymollymandy, 9) tkdmart (Liv Tyler kissing him, obscured. Yes, really). 10) Steve Hill 11) Nick Duvet
Row 8: 1) Riccardo Gargiulo, 2) burncoat, 3) Uncle Wheaty, 4) el toro calvo grande, 5) daddyorchipsblog, 6) Donna (Mrs Pencilsqueezer), 7) Boomboy, 8) timjulian, 9) Graham, 10) BigJimBob, 11) Con Coleman
Row 9: 1) badger_king, 2) Mondo, 3) Art Vandelay, 4) milkybarnick, 5) Steve Riddle, 6) TedLoaf, 7) Retro Man, 8) Tom, 9) Beezer, 10) Malc, 11) Scott
Row 10: 1) Robbie1112, 2) heshofcheese, 3) jimmyshoes01, 4) Ivan, 5) Fitter Stoke, 6) YTDS, 7) Paul Vincent, 8) kidpresentable, 9) Otis J Watermelon, 10) Jon, 11) Steve Turner
Row 11: 1) Merv, 2) Iainso, 3) badartdog, 4) Paul Cunningham, 5) Paul Thompson, 6) Othwaite, 7) Ahh_Bisto, 8) clivetemple, 9) QTron, 10) Glenbervie, 11) bigsteviecook
Row 12: 1) Stephen Merrick, 2) hubertrawlinson, 3) Mark Bagnall, 4) thecolonel, 5) Nick Orton, 6) Twangothan, 7) andielou, 8) Colin H, 9) fatmanjez, 10) newpathstohelicon, 11) Mike_H
Here’s the link to the blog post:
https://web.archive.org/web/20110514092800/http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/massive-member-montage
Strangely though there are 13 rows and after a quick skim through the link I can’t find a reference to it. Unlucky?
There was also a literal translation of musicians’ names thread, which actually ended up as an article in the magazine. My contribution featured (ahem) in a special little box of its own
Frank Zappa – Device for quickly cooking sausages
Shades of âIâm sorry, I havenât a clueââŚ
Yes exactly. So fundamentally British
I started a thread once going on about how dreadful Nickelback were and it was picked up by a Canadian news outlet as being “The Word Magazine slams Nickelback” or something. At the time I was on a 9 month sabbatical from Canada in Europe, I was getting worried they wouldn’t let me back in!
Nick Mason looking grumpily at the cameraman in a picture was a good one. Think it was one of those threads outing famous folk and what they’re like in real life.