The Trump Book Report is trending all over the shop which describes various works of literature in the style of the Donald. You know where this is going, #trumpalbumreport please – loosely around 140 characters.
Lovely Rita. In 10 years I’m gonna be dating her – and not when she’s 64 know what I’m saying. I made it with only #alittlehelpfrommydad. Hillary had 30 years to fix those holes. #letsmakeBlackburngreatagain.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/20/trump-book-report-explains-classic-literature-style-donald/
If you need some inspiration
No way is Donald Trump ever revisiting Highway61. #buildthewall. Desolation Row is a nice place, I have property there. Come to Trump Tower @tomthumb – no blues, just gold. Queen Jane #approximatelynastywoman
Okay, this guy was whipping some crummy woman around midnight. But you know what? So what. He is a tremendous guy., always says how great I am. And her? She was probably Mexican or something. All I am saying is these people should learn some respect. Brown Sugar? Ha! I’m telling you, Donald Trump, he doesn’t care if she taste good or not. ‘Cos to me she is, like, a 3 or something.
Believe me, the Mexicans are going to be paying for every single brick in that wall. Best days of your lives? In Donald Trump’s America, you better believe it. No waiting for worms either, I know worms, they’ll turn up when I tell ’em to. The only trial we need is of Hillary #whataboutthoseemails
No Mr Sting, the Russians do not hold with that faggy stuff about loving their children. #kneelbeforevlad
I’m all in favour of fucking the police. Our law enforcement officers deserve to have fun as much as anyone. #imetdrdreatthegolfspa
Oh yeah – I’m too sexy for my shirt all right – no one in this world is sexier than I am, OK? Believe me. But you know what? I leave my shirt ON. You know why? Because I have better abs than Obama and I don’t wanna embarrass her! #yeahIDOmeanMichellegeddit?
Listen. I love meat. Nobody loves meat more than The Donald. Am I right? People who know me say ” that guy – he’s nuts about meat” and it’s true! I am! But I’m going to say it… right now…Meat is Murder, people! Meat. Is. Murder
We are the champions, my friends
We’re gonna be such great champions
We’re gonna be the winningest champions
And we’re gonna keep on fighting
Keep on fighting to the end
And then we’re gonna keep on fighting
After the end
Losers… we’re gonna say… we’re gonna say losers? Get out of here! We got no time for ya
We are the championingest champions of, you know, the, the world