I am putting forward ‘The Contest’ in Seinfeld – in which Jerry and Co. attempt to stay “masters of their domain’ Beautifully written and acted – a tour de force for all the cast and a unique subject for a comedy.
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Seinfeld – The Limo. Pure genius.
That, or the episode of the IT Crowd with “Gay!: A Gay Musical”.
Yes saw The Limo the other day. Alongside ‘The Boyfriend’ with the JFK reconstruction when Kramer got spat on after a baseball game
Nah, Fawlty Towers – The Gourmet evening.
When Basil thrashes his car because it won’t start is an absolute classic piece of comedy.
Fawlty Towers I would go for Basil The Rat. Gourmet Night has great moments but BTR is a continual spiral of farce
Oh no it’s Gourmet Night every time. It’s the little bits and odd characters floating into view amid the farce- The Colenel and and Mrs Twitchin “Two small and dry”…”Oh I wouldn’t say that…”
and the bratty little kid complaining about the chips “they’re the wrong shape!” – and “These eggs look like YOU laid them!”
I’d go for Gourmet Night. “Sorry, lamb’s off”.
“Duck‘s off”. Pedantry most definitely on.
Well I saw the title and the first thing I thought of was the Seinfeld episode. It’s the Kramer moment that sorts it.
Easy
No Hiding Place – Whatever happened To The Likely Lads? Bob and Terry try to avoid hearing the score of the England match before the highlights show.
or
Divided We Stand – Steptoe And Son. Harold builds a ‘Berlin Wall’ through the house to separate himself from his father.
Both utter genius, in writing and performances. TV was never better.
No Hiding Place – not even the excreble Ant & Dec re-make can sully its greatness
England F …
One of the best bits is Terry’s opinions of foreigners. Turns out he doesn’t much like anyone who doesn’t live in the same road as him. And he’s not even keen on the next door neighbours
God that is a hard one. I think my favorite sitcom of all time is probably Reggie Perrin, but that is about an accumulation of despair and detail, not one episode stands out as such. And a for things like Friends, or Cheers or Frasier, they are such highly tuned machines that picking out one episode is really difficult.
So I guess what I’m saying is for me the short lived quirky comedies are the ones where individual episodes stand out.
So either Blackadder with Rik Mayall in, either two or four is a serious candidate for me. Also a serious candidate is Fawlty Towers “The Kipper and the Corpse.” Been a while since I seen it but I almost laughed myself into a coma the first time I saw that.
Father Ted in Eurovision or Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading is another couple of candidates.
I know these are all terribly obvious.
Entirely agree with everything and even the specific episodes. That said, for sheer consistency of laughs per episode, I still reckon Cheers in its heyday can’t be bettered, but impossible to pick a single one.
Off the top of my head, and trying not to include old favourites which I’m afraid may not stand up to scrutiny if I saw them again, I’m going for the 30 Rock episode Goodbye, My Friend (aka The One with John Lithgow in it).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC0iMFECqGY
My favourite episode of Blackadder 4 is probably the courtmartial episode – Stephen Fry’s Melchett was never more barking mad, Steve Frost and Jeremy Hardy’s cameos as part of the firing squad and Baldrick’s court appearance
This is the Father Ted that I can watch over and over again. So superbly well put together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbIQMKqektQ
Them feckin’ Greeks!
It has to be The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers. Who here can honestly claim they haven’t thought to themselves, “Don’t mention the war!” when meeting someone from the Fatherland?
Only because it deserves a shout-out from obscurity there is an outstanding episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show called “Coast to Coast Big Mouth” where Mary lets slip on national TV that Dick’s boss wears a wig. It is the only episode of that show I have ever seen and it was hilarious so has always stayed in my mind even though I saw it for the only time back in the 1980’s.
It’s available on YouTube should you wish to relive the days -and fear not, it’s aged very, very well.
Good to know
I shall watch it at some stage.
I saw it on a anthology type show from the 80’s called The Golden Years of Television where they’d show entire episodes of past programs like Twilight Zone, Bilko, The Honeymooners, The Fugitive and that episode of The DIck Van Dyke Show. It says something about the quality of that show that I remember the plot and title 30 years later and I saw it only once.
and here it is
The DIck Van Dyke Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTst91ZgGMw
Off the top of my head…
The Phil Silvers Show – Bilko Goes South – Sgt. Bilko enlists the platoon for a trip to Florida away from their freezing base unaware that it’s a potentially fatal medical experiment.
The IT Crowd – The Work Outing – Jen ends up taking Moss and Roy on her date to a gay musical called Gay. Hilarity ensues in a very well structured frequently hilarious farce of an episode.
Duckman – Noir Gang – A homage to film noir involving the cartoon detective and his wonderful sidekick Cornfed Pig. A work of genius.
Have to agree with the IT Crowd choice. Superb comedy writing. Had me in stitches.
Very good. But I think my favourite is the first one with Richmond “the Red Door”: “It’s not literally a cradle of filth.”
I guess its just me that loves the Rising Damp episodes when Rigsby and Philip have a boxing match or when Peter Bowles plays the fruity actor then?
Surprised nobody’s mentioned Carla Lane’s iconic “Butterflies” yet! Here’s the classic “ash in the trifle” scene (known as AITT to “fans”!) LOL!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdEIWu4gT5g
A few more classics:
Bilko:
– the one where a chimpanzee enlists in the army by accident
– the one where they set up a pirate radio station at Fort Baxter (a little-known gem, this)
Fawlty Towers
– the one where Basil wins some money by betting on a horse and Mrs Richards complains about the lack of a sea view from her room.
Yep, I’d choose that episode of Fawlty Towers (Communication Problems). Top quality three act farce as good as any performed in the West End or Broadway. Not a word wasted and so many lines I love. Like:
“Oh she’s lost it, or dropped it or eaten it or something.”
“Please try and understand before one of us dies.”
“I know nothing.”
“What was the question again?”
I saw the list of favourite Fawlty towers episodes up the thread and this one is definitely the greatest in my view.
Some lines just set up great communication clashes:
Polly: Manuel, could you lend Mrs. Richards your assistance in connection with her reservation?
Some are the peak of a particular scene:
Basil: Well, may I suggest that you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea? Or preferably in it?
But most just hammer home the underlying claustrophobia and despair of the Fawlty marriage. Comedy at its blackest and bleakest:
Basil: Ever see my wife making toast, Polly?
Departing guest: You’re not by any chance a betting man, Mr. Fawlty?
Basil: Er well, I used to be.
Sybil: You seem very jolly, Basil.
Basil: Hmm?
Sybil: You seem very jolly.
Basil: Jolly?
Sybil: Yes, jolly. Sort of happy.
Basil: Oh, happy. Yes, I remember that. Not that I noticed, dear, no. I’ll report it if it happens, though.
Sybil: Well, you look happy to me, Basil.
Basil: No, I’m not, dear.
Sybil: All that dancing about, singing and rubbing your hands.
Basil: Just my way of getting through the day, dear. The Samaritans were engaged.
Sybil: I thought maybe you were in love.
Basil: Hah! Only with you, light of my life.
Sybil: Or had a bit of luck or something.
Basil: Well, that was fun, wasn’t it? The odd moment like that, almost worth staying alive for, isn’t it? It’s nice to share a moment like that, isn’t it? It’s what marriage is all about. I know. I read it on the back of a matchbox.
Sybil: Basil, sometimes
Basil: Seriously, Sybil, do you remember when we were first manacled together? We used to laugh quite a lot.
Sybil: Yes, but not at the same time, Basil.
Basil: That’s true. That was a warning, I guess. Should have spotted that, shouldn’t I? Zoom! “What was that?” “That was your life, mate.” “Oh. That was quick. Do I get another?” “Sorry, mate, that’s your lot.”
Sybil: Basil.
Basil: Back to the world of dreams. Yes, dear?
Sybil: What are we going to do?
Basil: Give it another 15 years
Sybil: If I find out the money on that horse was yours, you know what I’ll do, Basil.
Basil: You’ll have to sew ’em back on first.
For me it’s the wordless sequence in the Frasier episode Three Valentines in which Niles tries to iron his trousers prior to a date, particularly the bit where he catches himself running with scissors. I also love the look he gives Eddie who’s barking to alert him to a fire he’s perfectly well aware of.
My Frasier:
Bad Billy’s, or the one where with the orchestra and the theme song, or “It was a dark and stormy night”…
I love Fraiser and if pressed would pick – Radio Ham – “look out he’s got a nug!”
That was meant to have a you tube link, lets try again….
https://youtu.be/JaU_8QY-ZwI
Frasier, best sitcom ever.
Definitely “Ham Radio”
I also love “The Inkeepers” episode, farce at its best.
Couple not mentioned yet
Only Fools and Horses. Episode when Grandad joins Del and Rodney in Spain, get arrested. He believes he’s been nicked for his part in gun running for the Catalan rebels in the Civil War. Just brilliant. Never the same after Lennard Pearce passed. He had the pathos of Old Man Steptoe that Uncle Albert never had.
And
‘The Night of the Living Dead’ episode of Father Ted
Eoin McLove, cake-jumpers, Mrs Doyle’s poem and hundreds of menopausal house keepers. “Mrs O’Leary. Remember that time when your husband tried to make a cup of tea and broke his leg?”
Father Ted – easily the best farce since Fawlty Towers
Really difficult, and many personal favourites have been mentioned. Anyway, I recently got Saxondale on dvd. It’s the first time I’ve seen it since it was originally broadcast. I think it’s Steve Coogan’s finest creation – every episode is a gem. Wonderfuly observed characters, and very, very funny:
I enjoyed that.
Saxondale is a series I almost completely missed when it was broadcast, due to a dislike of his Alan Partridge character. I saw just one episode from the end of the series and realised I’d missed something special.
Now you said greatest not funniest, so for me it is The Royal Family : the Queen of Sheba.
Not particularly funny but suffused with love.
A couple more curios, more memorable than funny:
The (U.S.) Office episode Dinner Party: Four series in. we’re so used to seeing Michael be a complete jerk and thinking of him as a tosser. This is the episode where we start to feel some sympathy for him, as we realise just how batsh*t crazy Jan really is.
The Futurama episode Jurassic Bark: If you’ve ever had a pet, this will crush you.
Fr Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse is just perfect. A very childish bet between Ted and his nemesis Fr Dick Byrne means that Ted has to kick his boss, the fearsome Bishop Brennan, up the arse as a forfeit. This was revenge for DIck Byrne being forced to say “bollocks” very loudly to President Mary Robinson after losing a game of darts.
My favourite Ted is when Brennan stays the night to keep an eye on Jack, who has taken to wandering in the night naked. By coincidence, the house is infested with rabbits and Brennan has rabbit phobia.
The best line is after Ted scopes out the bishop’s bedroom for rabbits with the excuse he needs the toilet ‘for a number two’. He exits relieved (there are no rabbits). Brennan goes in alone and wonders aloud, “But there is no toilet in here.”
Ted! This rabbit looks like Harvey Keitel!
DON’T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS.
Ted explains earlier on that Brennan’s fear of rabbits comes from a time in New York when he was trapped in a lift with some rabbits. “They nibbled on his cape and everything” – he says.
Later on, Brennan says how much he hates rabbits “In New York I was trapped in a lift with them. They nibbled on my cape and (gravely) everything”.
“It’s like a rabbit rock festival!”
I absolutely love Father Ted, know them all so well and have the scripts book too and have long regarded the “rabbit one”, as the weakest of the lot. It just doesn’t seem to work for me. Oddly enough, in the scripts book, Linehan and Matthews identify my favourite episode New Jack City featuring Father Fintan Stack, Hairy Hands and St. Clabbert’s home as their least favourite.
My other favourites are Speed 3 featuring the legendary Pat Mustard, playboy milkman or Flight into Terror – the aeroplane one. Then there’s Entertaining Father Stone. To be honest they’re all classics to some degree except the rabbit one…
But without the rabbit one, you’re not fully set up for Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse, without which it’s hardly worth living.
That whole tennis/rabbit thing…
I agree: it’s Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse for me. I have never laughed so much in my life.
This is a real book.
http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj554/moosethemooche1/11539_cover_zpssh5qvdrb.jpg
God, I miss academia.
Difficult, so many to choose from. I’d nominate Red Dwarf ‘Back to Reality’ where the crew are tricked into believing they’ve been playing a virtual reality game for the last 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aG6qA_080
Porridge
Series 1 Episode 1 “New Faces, Old Hands”:
Fletch complains of bad feet, how he could never be a homosexual with these feet, and doubts he can fill the sample jar from where he is standing
Series 3 Episode 6 “Final Stretch”
Fletch to Mackay:
“One: Bide your time. (raises index finger), Two: Keep your nose clean. (raises middle finger), and three: don’t let the bastards grind you down.
(Mackay turns around in shock to see Fletcher still has two fingers up) Oh, sorry (raises third finger).
Whilst not full of laughs, “A Night In” ranks as one of the best written, best acted episodes
Each episode is a stand-alone half-hour play, and difficult to pick an absolute best. But the three suggested above would (probably) secure the top placings
Young Ones Series 2 Episode 1 “Bambi”
Educational too – the records for the most marshmallows up one nostril and the worlds stickiest bogey are held by the same man (Toxteth O’Grady, USA).
And Crop Rotation in the 14th Century was much more widespread after John
And it’s got Motorhead in it too
Not all of it stands up brilliantly well with the passage of time, but large lumps of it (if not all) are still bloody funny.
Oft forgotten is the series that followed – Filthy, Rich & Catflap is the Missing Link between The Young Ones and Bottom. Best episode being Series 1, Episode 2 – including the Game Show Oo-Er Sounds A Bit Rude and an appearance byThe Nolans
Plus that young ones episode included the infamous trip to the laundrette.
“Get back in the sack sock.”
“I’m not going in there, it stinks.”
Cue sock being whacked with frying pan before Neil collects all the sludgy bits of wash powder out of the other machines.
“Now insert a fifty pence piece.”
Oh, la-di-da! Look what I found in my laundry bag. All of Felicity Kendal’s underwear that needs a good wash!
Ohhh…. floppy disks!
Alexei Sayle as the train driver held up by the Mexican bandit.
‘Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, you have nothing to fear but your wafers…’
Come come Doctor Notthenineoclocknews, we are men of science! we fear no worldly terrors….
Black Books “The Grapes Of Wrath”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlrUk00Rj4
The creepy cleaner. And the Pope’s bottle of wine.
Bishop Brennan, Bad Billy’s, Bilko and the killer bees – so many of the greats already checked off. Here’s one you may not have seen. Hank Hill tries to bring the WW2 and Vietnam veterans together:
http://youtu.be/4eBfhGYD390
Anyone remember this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlDbDVxMpFI
Fine series – sort of like a Yuppy Friends – sad thing was I actually knew people like that (ahh well, the best comedy should always have a dollop of truth about it).
Jeff Murdoch must surely be one the finest Sitcom characters ever created.
The series suffered really badly when he left
“sad thing” – sad for me I was (un)happily married at the time
The Coupling episode where Jeff pretends to only have one leg is an all time favourite comedy episode. I loved Coupling.
When I saw the thread’s title I’ too, immediately thought of “The Contest”.
“Seinfeld” was a wonderful sitcom. Hardly any duff episodes – and quite a lot of magnificent ones!
And I really liked the “IT Crowd” musical outing (no pun intended) episode, too.
MASH
“Frank, you are ten of the most boring people I know.”
Seinfeld was never funny, annoying, yes! Whereas every ep. of Malcolm in the Middle and Modern Family are tops, every single one of ’em.
The ‘bowling’ episode of Malcolm in the Middle is near on perfect for me.
If we were going for favourite characters then Lily off Modern Family is just the best
“Let me see that!”
Still Game – Jack and Victor on the Whiskey tour.
“Clark Gable!”
The Simpsons not mentioned?
Pick almost any episode between series 3 & 8 and its comedy gold.
I’ll go for ‘Burns’ Heir’. Genius. Start to finish.
Simpsons wise my two favourites are “Homer Badman” where Homer is accused of sexual harassment (particularly the Oprah style show hosted by Gentle Ben) and the one where he falls for Mindy, a new employee at the Power Plant.
“Oh Margie, you came and you brought me a turkey…”
Quite agree – those seasons in the mid-late 90s are the best by miles.
Bottom “Hole”
Richie & Eddie trapped for half an hour at the top of largest ferris wheel in Western Europe. Single scene, real time, 2 actors. Pure Beckettian purile genius.
Or, from the same series of Bottom, “Terror” – Richie and Eddie celebrate Halloween:
Sprouts Mexicane, “why does he keep soiling himself?”, exploding carrots, “lots of booze and drugged-up babes, shaggy-shaggy-shag!”, raising the devil and fiery farts…
Recent years have seen for me good sitcoms become thin on the ground. But I think quietly Friday Night Dinner has legs. It does that thing where it stays within a certain setting, repeats itself a lot, but within those narrow parameters creates a really funny little world. The episodes where they venture out past the confines of the house don’t work quite as well. Apart from the Mercedes episode with Frances Barber which is solid gold.
The one new sitcom that I have enjoyed recently is Hebburn. I do have to admit that, if you substitute Teesside accents for Tyneside, it’s almost a documentary of the estate I grew up on. Often laugh out loud funny, probably the thing I most enjoy is some of the supporting performances, particularly Jim Moir (the most understated and effective he’s ever been as an actor) and the wonderful, peerless Gina McKee.
Gina McKee, one of my least favourite actors of all time weirdly. Couldn’t tell you why. Does mean that I have a hard time watching anything she’s in. Which is why Our Friends In The North never features in my top tv listings.
let us go back, way back. I give you ‘The Blood Donor’ with the lad himself, Anthony Aloysius Hancock.
‘Oh, the nurse gave me to understand you were a Scotsman’ ‘ Yes, well, we’re not all Rob Roys’
‘A Pint! That’s very nearly an armful’
‘it may be just a smear to you, but it’s life and death to some poor bloke’
And so on.
No.
There are many funnier Hancocks than that one. It’s the Stairway of comedy.
My particular favourite is The Bedsitter. It’s literally him on his own in a bedsit… for half an hour. Being brilliant.
My favourite with Sid is the Missing Page. “Lady Don’t fall Backwards” etc…
Stone me, what a life…
I’ve always preferred the radio Hancock over the TV version. The larger cast works better, with more for The Lad ‘Imself to bounce off, particularly once Hattie Jacques joined the cast. AAH, Hattie, Sid James, Bill Kerr and Kenneth Williams, one hell of an ensemble.
I agree the radio shows are better. Galton & Simpson occasionally take the opportunity to go into Goons-style surrealism, for example The Television Set (AAH buys a DIY TV kit and it takes over his house to the extent that he has to watch it from the garden)
Sunday Afternoon at Home and the East Cheam Drama Festival are particular belters. “Have a cup of tea, Jim…”
A couple of less well-known ones, not out of obscurantism, but just to give unloved gems a moment in the sun. First of all, anyone remember Joking Apart, with Robert Bathurst as a stand-up comedian whose girlfriend has just left him? It was variable in quality, but there was one episode which was touched with genius, almost entirely built around calamities and misunderstandings involving telephone answering machines. I’d look for it and post it here if I weren’t on my phone, which doesn’t seem to handle posting clips as well.
The other one I’d nominate is the widely derided (and not in a good way) sitcom Chef, created by and starring the inexplicably reviled Lenny Henry. Again, it wasn’t always good, but there was an episode when his Gareth Blackstock enters a cooking competition in France, which I remember as being beautifully constructed and written, with some actual laughs as the French competitors mock Bisto gravy and the very idea of English wine.
As to The Classics?
Seinfeld: the “backwards” episode
Fawlty Towers: Basil the Siberian Hamster
Blackadder: Bob (from Goes Forth)
Frasier: Frasier tries to set Daphne up with a guy who turns out to be gay, and who ends up thinking Frasier, Niles and Martin are all gay.
Porridge: the fixed boxing match
I was going to nominate Joking Apart, and that answering machine episode in particular. It’s got a lot of Moffatt’s signature moves, like scenes out of order, or seen from two perspectives, and long story arcs that spiral back around, that were later developed in Coupling and Dr Who. I managed to get Joking Apart on DVD recently and although it’s dated it still has some of the funniest set-up gags ever.
Dammit! I’ve just discovered this thread and thought, “It’s got to be Joking Apart but no one else will remember it”.
Personally I have to go for one of the second series episodes (may even have been the last one) where Tracy (Tracie Bennett) is simultaneously on separate phones to the same radio call-in programme as both herself and as relationship expert Maxine… hastily looks around the room for inspiration as to a name… Desk! I remember laughing so hard that it hurt.
Mind you, there was also the episode where Mark is hiding under the bed whilst his ex-wife and her new boyfriend are having sex on top of it. As he emerges to sneak out he realises he’s caught in the background of their home made porn! Need to dig out the DVDs again.
I remember Joking Apart too. I felt that Robery Bathurst’s character wasn’t convincing as a stand up comedian but I kept watching. And then I noticed things that Bathurst was in and still thought he wasn’t much cop. The years go by and now I think he’s a genius. His portrayal of John Le Mesurier in the Hattie Jacques story was remarkable. “Top up, anyone?”.
Hebburn – brilliant, I thought I was the only person who liked it.
My vote for funniest episode would have to be the Comic relief episode of The office. Not happy cheerful comedy by any stretch of the imagination, but IMHO, comedy genius.
Can I also have the full length OFAH episode when they go diamond smuggling in Amsterdam. They are just out of the river humber & Del Boy comes over all patriotic, waxing about “this septic isle, going to stitch up the dagoes” – He then stands in the bows (pointy end), takes off his flat cap, holds his hand over his heart & starts to sing “Robin Hood, Robin Hood… I have watched this more times than I care to remember but it never fails to make me laugh.
2 RONNIES & Del Boy
“Fork ‘andles” for phucks sake handles/candles
David Jason
Del Boy poncing it up in a wine bar & falling thru’ the bar flap
I beg to differ re Fools. The chandelier falling is the one. Based on something that happened to a friend of John Sullivan’s dad who didn’t think it a suitable subject for comedy as his mate lost his job.
Another one for Hebburn from me. Absolutely fantastic & the Grandma in it is hilarious.
For me, the most underrated sitcom is Early Doors. When watched stand alone they are fantastic, when watched in order they are even better, with loads of recurring jokes as a reward.
2 scenes in particular for me. The ‘do you like the circus scene’ & also the opening scene with Ken cleaning the toilets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6t7A_-9m44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFMGckleghw
One Foot In The Grave Season 3, Episode 1: Monday Morning Will Be Fine.
Victor decides to go to the pub and bumps into an old school colleague he used to know, Billy, who mistakes him for somebody else and mocks ‘that old misery Meldrew’. To keep up the pretence Victor lets Billy give him a lift to the house belonging to the man Billy thinks he is. Victor skulks in a stranger’s garden for a bit and then walks home in the rain.
Having lost his voice he is mistaken for an obscene caller when he rings the phone company, as well as being mistaken for a prowler when he was hiding in the garden of the house Billy took him to.
Brilliant!