– Knock-knock-knock-knock…
– WHO IS IT?
– It’s me… Martin! Open up! I’ve got the theses!
– WHO??
– Come on, man! I think the nuns saw me comin’ here!
– MARTIN’S NOT HERE!
Man’s voice: Knock knock!
Nun in bath: Who is it?
Man’s voice: The blind man
Nun in bath: Why did you say knock knock?
Man’s voice: I’m blind, not dumb
I just read the band biography on Wiki. Backing singer and the future Mrs Luther, Katharina Von Bora, was a former nun, who escaped the monastic life by hiding in a covered wagon delivering herring to her monastery.
It’s a shame we had to wait 9 years after their debut EP for the album to finally be (self-)released, and (according to Discogs) saw them change genre from Hardcore Rock to Jazz/Rock/Funk/Soul/Pop.
If I was reading a book about religious reforms in the Byzantine Empire and their effect on the popular music of the time it might be a little eccentric. But not unexpected.
But what is in any way extraordinary about a Swede reading a book about the Swedish Reformation?
What’s the name of the book, Neela? Just in case I need some light reading!
Surely a lot of those killings were for political as much as religious reasons? And those Protestant nations were not only in conflict with Catholic countries. They were just as likely to be warring with each other.
Moose the Mooche says
They don’t make monks like that any more. Which, given that he was a ferocious anti-semite, is prolly a good thing.
Mike_H says
He’d probably still find a few nice friends in the monasteries of the Irish Republic or Western Scotland.
GCU Grey Area says
He’s got Ninety-Five Theses, but the Lord Ain’t One.
I read somewhere that he suffered dreadfully from haemorrhoids all his life. As did Napoleon.
Moose the Mooche says
95 theses – wow. It took me six years to write the one.
Dude musta skimped on the footnotes.
Junior Wells says
Marx had boils on his bum
H.P. Saucecraft says
Hitler only had one boil.
retropath2 says
I preferred then when they were the Western Schism
H.P. Saucecraft says
Oh, you! (*pushes retropath2 playfully in chest*)
Gary says
I can’t stand it when people start banging on about their dreams.
Moose the Mooche says
“And I have a dreammmm…… I have an exam in five minutes and I’m on the wrong bus, completely naked”
GCU Grey Area says
My usual anxiety dream is that I haven’t finished an essay or assignment. Don’t know what the essay is on, or the course it is part of.
Gary says
Perhaps it’s on The Reformation. That’d round things up here nicely.
H.P. Saucecraft says
I had a dream last night I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up to find I’d eaten a giant marshmallow.
Mike_H says
Mine is that I’m sitting in the back of a car, zooming along a narrow, downhill woodland road and there’s nobody in the driver’s seat.
Moose the Mooche says
Dude, you’re in, like, a foreign country… serious ‘mare!
retropath2 says
Re: I have a dream; especially when they are tinny bing bang bong candyfloss, or however it goes, when they do it
Gatz says
It’s hammer time.
Moose the Mooche says
– Knock-knock-knock-knock…
– WHO IS IT?
– It’s me… Martin! Open up! I’ve got the theses!
– WHO??
– Come on, man! I think the nuns saw me comin’ here!
– MARTIN’S NOT HERE!
H.P. Saucecraft says
Man’s voice: Knock knock!
Nun in bath: Who is it?
Man’s voice: The blind man
Nun in bath: Why did you say knock knock?
Man’s voice: I’m blind, not dumb
Gary says
Whaddya get if you cross Spinal Tap with Sister Act? Nun more black.
fentonsteve says
Alt. ending:
Nun in bath: Why did you say knock knock?
Main’s voice: I’ve come to fit the blinds to the bathroom window.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Mm, yes, but I’m not sure changing it to Main’s voice really adds to the narrative.
retropath2 says
Where’s the soap?
H.P. Saucecraft says
She went of her own accord.
Moose the Mooche says
It’s your turn in the barrel.
Leicester Bangs says
My wife didn’t believe me when I told her I could make a bicycle out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Oh I say.
Kaisfatdad says
I just read the band biography on Wiki. Backing singer and the future Mrs Luther, Katharina Von Bora, was a former nun, who escaped the monastic life by hiding in a covered wagon delivering herring to her monastery.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Nun: Psst! Is it okay if I hide in your wagon?
Wagon driver: What?
Nun (louder): I said, is-
Man’s voice: There’s nothing wrong with my herring!
minibreakfast says
Nun: Oh, I’d been told it was Luther wagon dross.
Driver: It’s a van, not a wagon.
Nun: That makes for a much better joke!
Tony Japanese says
Luther in the Sky with Diamonds.
hubert rawlinson says
Luther’s lutier was looser with the loofah.
fentonsteve says
It’s a shame we had to wait 9 years after their debut EP for the album to finally be (self-)released, and (according to Discogs) saw them change genre from Hardcore Rock to Jazz/Rock/Funk/Soul/Pop.
Neela says
I’m currently reading a book on the aftermath of the Swedish reformation, roughly the second half of the 16th century. So many deaths, so little time.
“You’re a Catholic? I must kill you then, slowly and while preaching loudly. Questions?”
H.P. Saucecraft says
“I’m currently reading a book on the aftermath of the Swedish reformation”
ATS
davebigpicture says
What is this ATS HP? I’ve noticed you use it a couple of time recently.
minibreakfast says
Afterword T Shirt
minibreakfast says
AFAIK
davebigpicture says
Ah, of course. Thanks Mini.
Kaisfatdad says
Haaaaang on!
If I was reading a book about religious reforms in the Byzantine Empire and their effect on the popular music of the time it might be a little eccentric. But not unexpected.
But what is in any way extraordinary about a Swede reading a book about the Swedish Reformation?
It all depends who you are and where you are.
Kaisfatdad says
What’s the name of the book, Neela? Just in case I need some light reading!
Surely a lot of those killings were for political as much as religious reasons? And those Protestant nations were not only in conflict with Catholic countries. They were just as likely to be warring with each other.