The Baroness is recovering from a knee replacement operation so I`ve had to do the chores are Harkonnen Towers.
No problem, well that`s not true, SOCKS WTF!!! Where do the feckers vanish to? I put 7 pairs in the bloody washing machine, transferred to the drier but when it comes to taking them out of the drier only 5 pairs and 2 odd socks remain.
Checked inside the washer & drier, checked under the dog`s bed no feckin` sign.
This is a modern day mystery. Where have all the socks gone?