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Wordle 1,517 5/6*
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A bogey that deserved a par.
Wordle 1,517 5/6
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First two strokes took under a minute. Took me 15 to then find the one word that I was left with
Wordle 1,517 3/6*
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Wordle 1,517 4/6*
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Happy enough with the par.
Wordle 1,517 3/6*
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Only word left apparently
Wordle 1,517 6/6*
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Wordle 1,517 4/6
Par +1
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Wordle 1,517 5/6
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Very happy with a par after that start.
Wordle 1,517 4/6*
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That’s rather impressive..
Looks like the spoon is heading my way
Wordle 1,517 5/6
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I wouldn’t be sure about that – I’ve been consistently useless on pretty much every hole this month.
Wordle 1,517 4/6
Not wrong
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Wordle 1,517 5/6
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Bummer.
Shoulda played my third word first
Wordle 1,517 3/6
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Wordle 1,517 5/6*
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Just about preserved my run. Last two days have started with the same unfashionable letter. The statisticians can stick that one up their arse:
Wordle 1,517 6/6
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Wordle 1,517 3/6*
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Someone asked me my thought process on solving Wordle and fair play to whoever it was
So Iβll explain – Opening word it was the first word that came into my head upon starting the puzzle but I was unsure about using it for reasons I canβt give at this time because not all of todayβs results are in
After considering for a while how the two revealed words would combine I entered my second word
Then I was stuck so I left the puzzle for 30 minutes to do a couple of chores
When I came back to the puzzle it came to me right away* Wordle solved
Apparently the solution was the only one possible after the letters Iβd used
*Whatβs important here is there are thought processes going on inside your brain that probably only a neurologist could explain So how a person solves Wordle in 2 or 3 under in my view is due luck and those thought processes/intelligence or they could be cheating Why someone would do so is beyond me itβs a bloody word game
I am not getting at anybody with this Iβm just trying to explain in my own words the run I had in the first 9 holes
Good luck everyone over the next 4 holes
Wordle 1,517 4/6*
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+1. -8.
Wordle 1,517 5/6*
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That’s so humanistic!
I am disappointment.
βΉοΈ
Wordle 1,518 5/6*
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Wordle 1,518 4/6
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Wordle 1,518 4/6*
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Wordle 1,518 5/6*
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Marv start.
Wordle 1,518 3/6*
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Inspired third guess.
Wordle 1,518 5/6
Bogey +2
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Blimey, what a round this is..
Wordle 1,518 5/6*
Just swinging and missing.
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Wordle 1,518 4/6*
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Humble Par
The band Steve Marriot didnβt form.
Wordle 1,518 4/6
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I have been watching from a distance during the interregnum between Sidmouth and Shrewsbury. With some amusement.
Wordle 1,518 3/6*
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Wordle 1,518 5/6
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Nother lost shot.
Regulation stuff
Wordle 1,518 4/6*
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Better
Wordle 1,518 3/6
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Disaster! A complete lack of concentration ( was distracted by a squirrel!) led me to throw away to shots then only just struggled out of the rough. Currently hanging my head in shame.
Wordle 1,518 6/6
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Wordle 1,518 4/6
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Another salvaged par after getting zero from my first two guesses.
Wordle 1,518 4/6*
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Par. -8.
Wordle 1,518 4/6*
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Wordle 1,518 5/6*
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I think my brain was switched off this morning
Leadsboy in the lead π
Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Wordle 1,518 5/6*
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Wordle 1,518 4/6
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π₯
Wordle 1,519 3/6*
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Shoulda Woulda Coulda…
Wordle 1,519 5/6
Another Bogey +3
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Wordle 1,519 4/6
100 streak
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Yawn
Wordle 1,519 4/6
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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My words were better
Wordle 1,519 5/6*
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Similar to junior.
Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Wordle 1,519 4/6
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Breaks putter over kneeβ¦β¦..
Wordle 1,519 6/6
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WTF?
Wordle 1,519 6/6
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Two on the bounce – a stewards enquiry awaits
Wordle 1,519 3/6
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Please keep this score quiet – somebody near and dear to me just failed…..
Sniggering is strictly banned
Wordle 1,519 X/6*
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How about smirks?
Lady W says she has never ever liked you
Par. -8.
Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Wordle 1,519 2/6
Complete fluke. Second word took bloody ages
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
That was looking like it was going to end much worse than it did.
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Wordle 1,519 4/6*
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Happy enough after a risky tee shot…
Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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First taste of feathers in the entire round I think.
Late night birdie. Alas an eagle went begging. Nice symmetry though.
Wordle 1,520 3/6
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Unlikely feathers.
Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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Wordle 1,520 4/6
Par +3
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Wordle 1,520 4/6*
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Exactly. Should have been a birdie.
Yup
Wordle 1,520 4/6*
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Wordle 1,520 5/6*
I’m just glad it’s nearly over.
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Wordle 1,520 2/6
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Two boring holes in a row
Wordle 1,520 4/6*
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Iβll take the birdie.
Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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-1. -9.
Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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Wordle 1,520 4/6*
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Wordle 1,520 2/6
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Wordle 1,520 4/6
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Wordle 1,520 4/6
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Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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The way my homeward 9 holes are going itβll be a 5 or 6 tomorrow
Two steps forward one step back
Wordle 1,520 5/6
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Wordle 1,521 4/6*
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Off to the 19tn now. Iβll be comatose by the time most of you get there – as usual.
Wordle 1,520 3/6*
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Last gasp π₯
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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Late – sorry
Wordle 1,520 3/6
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Wordle 1,521 2/6
π¦ +1
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itβs too ruddy late now!
Wordle 1,521 3/6
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Pish
Wordle 1,521 4/6*
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Sinks a long putt for a birdie and strolls to the clubhouse.
Meanwhile Spoonie is muttering to himself β¦ β just when I was getting settled inβ.
Wordle 1,521 3/6
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Rams home the winning putt – this man must have ice in his veins, they’ll be dancing in the streets of Torry tonight
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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A steady finish to a steady round. Results soon colleagues.
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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I’m writing my winners speech right now…
Wordle 1,521 3/6
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See you next month everyone.
Three out the last four. Not a pyramid but I might be a rhomboid
Wordle 1,521 3/6
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A crap round ending with two eagles.
Wordle 1,521 2/6
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Move along, nothing to see here, move along
Wordle 1,521 4/6*
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-1. -10.
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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Too little, too late I fear. I’ll mention you in my speech though …
The speech is only valid if you only use 5 letter words. I’ll be counting….
That rules out your getting a mention though.
Even better!
A reasonable last hole to top off a dismal round. I just hope I donβt lose my tour card.
Wordle 1,521 3/6
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Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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Finished better than I started so I may just have swerved the Spoon.
Wordle 1,521 3/6
Reasonable finish
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Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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Just waiting for Max The Dog, Pyramid and Bamber then we’re good to go….
Mine is above at 8.29 on the clock.
Sorry @Bamber. Got it.
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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The time on mine says 10:49 I posted an hour later than that
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life
Wordle 1,521 3/6*
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Okay – everyone is back in the clubhouse and the final scores are:
-12 – Pyramid (currently donning the Green Jacket)
-11 – Badartdog
-10 – Leedsboy
-8 – Hubert Rawlinson, Clive (@Clive I believed your adding up at halfway and adjusted your score accordingly. Was on holiday so it was too much of a faff to go back through and recalculate)
-4 – Carl, Jim
-3 – Paul H, MiketheP
-2 – MaxTheDog
-1 – Lodestone Of Wrongness
Level – Fortuneight, Junior Wells
+1 – Plumb1909, Bamber
+2 – SteveT
+4 – Black Celebration
+7 – Soundhound, Yorkio
So Spoonie is spending 15 days with each of our worthy losers this month. Till September then…
Thanks for hosting Paul. It was a tough month for me Wordle wise. Roll on September.
Well done @Pyramid.
@SoundHound and @Yorkio
Who is hosting our wooden friend first?
Never mind that – LoW, 1 under par!! I’ll be on Today tomorrow at ten past eight (usually reserved for boring politicians) to discuss my triumph.
Thanks Junior, Iβll host it if thatβs OK
There’s a spoon-sized space all ready on my mantelpiece.
Many thanks Paul. Well done Pyramid.
Well done all
Balanced hosting from PH for the month – thank you very much.
Congratulations to the winning Giza Pyramid and look after Spoonie well chaps. And Lodes at -1. Good work fella.
Thanks everybody. Congrats Pyramid / SH / Yorkio.
Glad to be back in mid-table mediocrity…
Thank you all
Well done all, including me – I can never be bothered to tot up my scores en route to the 19th, so -3 was quite a surprise.
Thanks Paul – just dodged the Spoon-hosting responsibility this time. Must try harder.
Thanks Paul a job well done.
Thank you Mr Hewston on doing a fine job indeed
Grand Job Paul and congratulations to Pyramid, BadArtDog & Leedsboy on a well fought contest.
See you in September, now Iβm off to practice my swing.