Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Beatles or Stones?
I’d choose The Who.
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Stolen from elsewhere on the web……
“Roses are red.
Wine is also red.
Poems are hard.
Wine.”
Stone Roses are red
I’m Moody Blue
If we get a third album
Then I’m Scooby Doo
Crimson did Red
Otis did Blue
Some chancers in tea towels
Did a song called True
Simply Red
Barry Blue
Toto Coelo
Kajagoogoo
“For The Roses” was Joni
“Blue” was her too
But I doubt that she’d really
Drink a whole case of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s make a list of flowers that are a colour
Roses are rose
Violets are violet
My favourite Roman
is Pontius Pilate
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are lots of other colours.
That’ll teach the record company.
Roses are perfumed
Violets smell
Fragrant Blossoms
TMFTL
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
Tomatoes are red
Ruby Blue
How to finish this I haven’t a clue.
So here’s Sandy
Roses are red
Violets aren’t pink
But ‘Pink turns to blue’
Is a song by Husker Du
Roses are Black
Out of’s are Blue
I like Thin Lizzy
And ELO too.
Roses are red
Like Zebedee’s head
Ermintrude’s a fine name for a cow
I can’t wait ‘til we take our blood tests
Oh baby
Let’s take our blood tests now!
Roses are a rip off
Did you see the size
Of the tins they came in
At Christmas?
Roses are tasteless
Quality Street are aberrations
Should have got Heroes
or Celebrations
Sand..
Blighted sand…
Gnarled lady with twisted scent…
(am I on the right thread?)
Roses are pricey
Violets are too
If you nick them from a cemetery
No one will know.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mix them together
We get Deep Purple…lets rock!.
Roses in love songs
Are quite often mentioned
I can’t afford ’em
Not on me pension.
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You ask if I love you
Well is the Pope Jewish?
*Disclosure: I have no idea if I made that up or dredged it up from the farthest reaches of my poor tired brain.*
Guitars are red
Aeroplanes are blue
Matthew is sweet
And so is Rachel
On reflection, this actually rhymes.
Guitars are red
Aeroplanes are blue
Matthew is sweet
As is Rachel too.
Stripes were white
Sabbath was black
Might as well own up
Oasis were cack
These cows are small
Those cows are far
A door’s not a door
When it’s ajar
Oasis were cack.
Roses are red, and sometimes they’re white, Valentine’s Day is a pile of old shite ( married almost 40 years, the thrill has definitely gone !! )
Records are great
I was hoping for Fela
But all I was given this year
Was Nutella.
Roses are red
But send violets, please
My favorite song is
‘Tempted’ by Squeeze
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t
Old Women’s Knickers by Lee Mack
Rose’s are red
Viloet’s Are blue
Ethel’s are green.