The Afterword Valentine card challenge 14/02/2018 by Gatz 30 Comments Roses are red, Violets are blue, Beatles or Stones? I’d choose The Who. 1
Chrisf says 14/02/2018 at 09:20 Stolen from elsewhere on the web…… “Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine.” Log in to Reply
NigelT says 14/02/2018 at 09:57 Stone Roses are red I’m Moody Blue If we get a third album Then I’m Scooby Doo Log in to Reply
Wilson Wilson says 14/02/2018 at 10:01 Crimson did Red Otis did Blue Some chancers in tea towels Did a song called True Log in to Reply
Black Celebration says 14/02/2018 at 10:24 Simply Red Barry Blue Toto Coelo Kajagoogoo Log in to Reply
Mike_H says 14/02/2018 at 11:13 “For The Roses” was Joni “Blue” was her too But I doubt that she’d really Drink a whole case of you. Log in to Reply
chiz says 14/02/2018 at 11:14 Roses are red Violets are blue Let’s make a list of flowers that are a colour Log in to Reply
Tony Japanese says 14/02/2018 at 11:41 Roses are rose Violets are violet My favourite Roman is Pontius Pilate Log in to Reply
Milkybarnick says 14/02/2018 at 12:25 Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are lots of other colours. That’ll teach the record company. Log in to Reply
chiz says 14/02/2018 at 12:51 Roses are perfumed Violets smell Fragrant Blossoms TMFTL Log in to Reply
chiz says 14/02/2018 at 13:09 Roses are red Violets are blue No they’re not Yes they are No they’re not Yes they are No they’re not Yes they are No they’re not Yes they are No they’re not Yes they are Log in to Reply
hubert rawlinson says 14/02/2018 at 13:09 Tomatoes are red Ruby Blue How to finish this I haven’t a clue. So here’s Sandy Log in to Reply
Kid Dynamite says 14/02/2018 at 14:33 Roses are red Violets aren’t pink But ‘Pink turns to blue’ Is a song by Husker Du Log in to Reply
fishface says 14/02/2018 at 15:30 Roses are Black Out of’s are Blue I like Thin Lizzy And ELO too. Log in to Reply
Sewer Robot says 14/02/2018 at 15:47 Roses are red Like Zebedee’s head Ermintrude’s a fine name for a cow I can’t wait ‘til we take our blood tests Oh baby Let’s take our blood tests now! Log in to Reply
Beezer says 14/02/2018 at 19:38 Roses are a rip off Did you see the size Of the tins they came in At Christmas? Log in to Reply
chiz says 14/02/2018 at 20:29 Roses are tasteless Quality Street are aberrations Should have got Heroes or Celebrations Log in to Reply
Moose the Mooche says 14/02/2018 at 19:59 Sand.. Blighted sand… Gnarled lady with twisted scent… (am I on the right thread?) Log in to Reply
bungliemutt says 14/02/2018 at 20:27 Roses are pricey Violets are too If you nick them from a cemetery No one will know. Log in to Reply
Uncle Wheaty says 14/02/2018 at 23:03 Roses are red Violets are blue Mix them together We get Deep Purple…lets rock!. Log in to Reply
Mike_H says 15/02/2018 at 01:08 Roses in love songs Are quite often mentioned I can’t afford ’em Not on me pension. Log in to Reply
mikethep says 15/02/2018 at 02:57 Roses are red Violets are bluish You ask if I love you Well is the Pope Jewish? *Disclosure: I have no idea if I made that up or dredged it up from the farthest reaches of my poor tired brain.* Log in to Reply
Leedsboy says 15/02/2018 at 13:42 Guitars are red Aeroplanes are blue Matthew is sweet And so is Rachel Log in to Reply
Leedsboy says 15/02/2018 at 16:19 On reflection, this actually rhymes. Guitars are red Aeroplanes are blue Matthew is sweet As is Rachel too. Log in to Reply
Mike_H says 15/02/2018 at 15:09 Stripes were white Sabbath was black Might as well own up Oasis were cack Log in to Reply
Sewer Robot says 15/02/2018 at 16:36 These cows are small Those cows are far A door’s not a door When it’s ajar Oasis were cack. Log in to Reply
Iggypop1 says 15/02/2018 at 19:38 Roses are red, and sometimes they’re white, Valentine’s Day is a pile of old shite ( married almost 40 years, the thrill has definitely gone !! ) Log in to Reply
minibreakfast says 15/02/2018 at 19:54 Records are great I was hoping for Fela But all I was given this year Was Nutella. Log in to Reply
Billybob Dylan says 15/02/2018 at 20:03 Roses are red But send violets, please My favorite song is ‘Tempted’ by Squeeze Log in to Reply
shells says 15/02/2018 at 21:37 Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn’t Log in to Reply
Harry Tufnell says 16/02/2018 at 00:13 Old Women’s Knickers by Lee Mack Rose’s are red Viloet’s Are blue Ethel’s are green. Log in to Reply
Stolen from elsewhere on the web……
“Roses are red.
Wine is also red.
Poems are hard.
Wine.”
Stone Roses are red
I’m Moody Blue
If we get a third album
Then I’m Scooby Doo
Crimson did Red
Otis did Blue
Some chancers in tea towels
Did a song called True
Simply Red
Barry Blue
Toto Coelo
Kajagoogoo
“For The Roses” was Joni
“Blue” was her too
But I doubt that she’d really
Drink a whole case of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s make a list of flowers that are a colour
Roses are rose
Violets are violet
My favourite Roman
is Pontius Pilate
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are lots of other colours.
That’ll teach the record company.
Roses are perfumed
Violets smell
Fragrant Blossoms
TMFTL
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
No they’re not
Yes they are
Tomatoes are red
Ruby Blue
How to finish this I haven’t a clue.
So here’s Sandy
Roses are red
Violets aren’t pink
But ‘Pink turns to blue’
Is a song by Husker Du
Roses are Black
Out of’s are Blue
I like Thin Lizzy
And ELO too.
Roses are red
Like Zebedee’s head
Ermintrude’s a fine name for a cow
I can’t wait ‘til we take our blood tests
Oh baby
Let’s take our blood tests now!
Roses are a rip off
Did you see the size
Of the tins they came in
At Christmas?
Roses are tasteless
Quality Street are aberrations
Should have got Heroes
or Celebrations
Sand..
Blighted sand…
Gnarled lady with twisted scent…
(am I on the right thread?)
Roses are pricey
Violets are too
If you nick them from a cemetery
No one will know.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mix them together
We get Deep Purple…lets rock!.
Roses in love songs
Are quite often mentioned
I can’t afford ’em
Not on me pension.
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You ask if I love you
Well is the Pope Jewish?
*Disclosure: I have no idea if I made that up or dredged it up from the farthest reaches of my poor tired brain.*
Guitars are red
Aeroplanes are blue
Matthew is sweet
And so is Rachel
On reflection, this actually rhymes.
Guitars are red
Aeroplanes are blue
Matthew is sweet
As is Rachel too.
Stripes were white
Sabbath was black
Might as well own up
Oasis were cack
These cows are small
Those cows are far
A door’s not a door
When it’s ajar
Oasis were cack.
Roses are red, and sometimes they’re white, Valentine’s Day is a pile of old shite ( married almost 40 years, the thrill has definitely gone !! )
Records are great
I was hoping for Fela
But all I was given this year
Was Nutella.
Roses are red
But send violets, please
My favorite song is
‘Tempted’ by Squeeze
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t
Old Women’s Knickers by Lee Mack
Rose’s are red
Viloet’s Are blue
Ethel’s are green.