Or: How to make a book sound as unappealing as possible…
The long-awaited, candid memoir from Peter Doherty, whose talent as a musician has more often been eclipsed by a Herculean appetite for selfdestruction: drugs, prison, prostitution, court, murder, death, robbery, car crashes and hospital emergencies.
Peter Doherty’s is the last of the great rock ‘n’ roll stories. As an icon, he is on par with the early Rolling Stones and Sid Vicious – bad boy and public enemy. To his devoted fans, he is a cult hero, a modern-day Rimbaud. Musically, there is no doubt he has defined the past twenty years of British rock ‘n’ roll with his sound, lyrics, lifestyle and aesthetic. Since The Libertines rose to international fame, Doherty has proved endlessly fascinating. A whirlwind of controversy and scandal has tailed him since his first spell in prison in 2003. He divides critics; for every award and accolade, there is a scathing review. All too often his talents as a songwriter and performer have been over-looked. Hard drugs, tiny gigs on the hoof, huge stadium shows, collaborations, obliterations, gangsters and groupies, Doherty has led a life of huge highs and incredible lows.
In A Likely Lad, Doherty explores his darkest moments. With astonishing frankness – and his trademark wit and humour – he takes us inside decadent parties, substance-fuelled nights, prison and his self-destruction. Doherty also reflects on the turbulent relationships with various significant people in his life across the years. He discusses poetry, Paris, philosophy, politics, the music business and his key influences (from Hancock to Baudelaire). There is humour, warmth, insight, baleful reflection and a defiant sense of triumph. This is Doherty’s version of the story – the genuine man behind the fame and infamy. This is a rock memoir like no other

Cor, that’s amazing!
Swap ‘Peter’ Doherty for Jacob Rees Mogg and I’d read it.
I’d sooner something by Peter Beardsley!
Your wish is my command
Nice!
Staring at the bins, eating a chicken wrap wearing a puffa puffa jacket.
Heaven!
Wasn’t Peter Beardsley the Liverpool player who when told one of the boot room guys at Anfield had succumbed to the “Big C”, remarked that drowning was a horrible way to die.
@jaygee – I really hope that’s true.
What about his breakfast? There’s surely a chapter in that.
You can’t have chips on a full English. End of!
He had burgers as well. And a milkshake.
The munchies can be like that.
You don’t get The Munchies on heroin. Or so I’ve been told.
Sugar craving, sometimes. Hence the milkshake, perhaps.
All that sea breeze in Margate must give a man a hearty appetite…
Not the first time I’ve heard him described as a cult
Also: “there is no doubt he has defined the past twenty years of British rock ‘n’ roll”…. Jesus, there’s faint praise and there’s faint praise
When he/the Libs were on the front cover of Q, I read it in the queue outside the Chinese embassy in That London, waiting for a visa.
I remember thinking “what a f***ing twunt, no wonder the records are shit”.
Nearly 20 years later, and hearing several more of his records, my view has not changed.
Imagine being out over the sea in a hot-air balloon drifting landward with him and Russell Brand on board, rapidly losing height, and trying to decide who to heave over the side of the basket first. He’d have to go first, as there’s a chance Brand could generate enough hot air on his own to keep the lightened vessel aloft long enough to reach solid ground. Mind you, if you reached the coast still at a decent height, you’d have another chance to ditch Brand as well. Two of the least likeable tossers of the past two decades.
Have two thumbs up. Between the (in-)elegantly wasted PD, and RB’s guru act, drugs and spirituality really came back to bite the world on the arse.
You forgot Piers Morgan and William Rees Mogg.
Mind you, if you were stuck in a hot air balloon with all four of them
you’d probably throw yourself over the side first
A less wordy blurb, because it had to fit on a section of a poster. Some time at the end of the 90s I was in Lyme Regis for the day. There is a small theatre near the harbour and their summer season line-up was advertised on posters head ‘Summer of the Legends!’ That may have behave been overselling it as by some way the best known of these legends was Isla St Clair, whose appearance was promoted with the hyperbolic line, ‘An engaging personality and a pleasant voice’.
A wordy blurb. A blurby word. A blurdy wurb. A blobby bird. A Bobby Byrd. A birdie num num.
It was then that the wordy blurby man came singing songs of love.
Having said that, ‘An engaging personality and a pleasant voice’ puts Isla some distance ahead of Pete Doherty…
Peter Doherty??? The most overrated TURD since turds were first rated.
You have to go some to be more overrated than the monosyllabic & mono browed Gallagher brothers, but the doughy faced smack magnet manages it with ease!
It’s a wordy turd blurb.
If ever someone’s musical output could be compared to the emperor’s new clothes it’s Pete Doherty’s. I picked up the first two Libertines CDs, having read all the hype, and I just couldn’t find anything worthwhile on either of them. Absolute rubbish.
Works of earth-shattering genius compared to Babyshambles’ output.
Whenever I hear the beginning of Can’t Stand Me Now on the wireless, I think “I quite like this”. Until the singing starts.
There’s singing?
Sorry, I meant slurring.
Vaguely knew the 60s dodger, having bought a few of his QPR fanzines – actually, I must have bought all of them. Binned ’em even after his “fame” (f*** me – a top 10 “hit” in the 21st Century!) ‘cos it was too much bother to try and get some dosh, and I’d have to admit to buying the things in the first place to sell the buggers.
I couldn’t live with that. Too embarrassing.
I was jet-settin’ from LHR about 5 years ago and there were repeated PA calls for a “Mr Peter Doherty to PLEASE make his way to the boarding gate”. It might have been someone else with the same name, but I like to think it was him.
I used to work with someone who said that he waits for his name to be called before he boards a plane. This would stress me out immeasurably. I am a model passenger and I want to be liked by the staff.
And I bet you will be one day. Just not yet.
That once happened to me and the hate-filled glares i received from the other passengers as I walked down the aisle to my seat ensured it never happened again
Some people are immune to being hated, PD is clearly one of them.
I think it comes from being described as “a poet for the generation”. That, and being off your nut on smack. See also: Shaun William Ryder.
Am I the only AWer who likes the chap? I think he comes across as sweet, sensitive and vulnerable in interviews and I like the fact that he used to date supermodels but is now fat. That’s fun. And huskies and France and blood and Albion and breakfast, it’s all good. I’ve never listened properly to The Libertines as what little I’ve heard was a bit rubbish, but I like his songs ‘The Lost Art of Murder’ and ‘Paradise Is Under Your Nose’. I prefer him to loads of other people, including Ted Moult, who I found depressing.
So did Ted.
We hardly kenned him.
I find he has a certain charm. His most recent album – a collaboration with Frederic Lo – is a solid 7/10. This is probably the highlight.
@Gary
In fairness, Ted Moult found Ted Moult so depressing he shot himself. Thank god he had free Everest Double Glazing or the residents committee would have had his guts for garters over the noise
A feather acknowledges Newton!
I own two very good solo albums by PD, and somehow also two Libertines albums – the early one is awful, and the 2015 effort is only good in parts (mostly the track “Gunga Din”). Never seen him interviewed so have no opinions on him as a person, but I’d probably buy another solo album if I found one.
Give Pete a chance. This isn’t bad.
It’s not bad.
It would struggle to get to that level.
Let’s agree to differ… Bring back pluralism and all that.
Pete Doherty – You’re either for us or you’re against us.
I think For Lovers is the only good thing he’s ever been involved in. It’s no surprise, therefore, to discover that he didn’t write it.