I’m looking for a pub quiz team name. It has to be pseudointellectual and involve a pun on alcohol or anything else associated with a pub.
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
“It’s My Round” would be hilarious. Imagine the scenes.
I’ll suggest that for one of the other teams.
Beera Lynn? None too Chablis? Negroni Gonna Win? Bellini End? IPA Lot? Arrack and Ruin? Absinthe Dads? Grant Schnapps? Amarula. Yes I Am? Pastis Best?
I like None too Chablis best in that little lot.
I think the gem was IPA Lot. I suspect its an age thing….
Winnah. Could only be improved by adding the def. art. “The IPA Lot”
You’re a wise man.
Disagree. It’s Smashing Pumpkins/The Smashing Pumpkins all over again!
Betty’s Hot Pot Parpers.
Cask Conditioned?
Team VSOP?
Drinkaware Recidivists?
THE ARISTOCRATS!
After 4 birdies I get two bogeys and a double bogey.
Seems pointless:
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That’s nice, Steve!
*anxious look to audience*
Sorry – my drive was a bit wayward
Rum, sodomy and the cash
Part of me prefers your previous suggestion but that’s good.
*whispers* It’s important to keep him calm, Tig.
Quizin’ Tonics
Love the positive vibes
The Pissed Apologists
Very clever. That is the kind of intellect I’m looking for.
Mine’s A Point
As they say in Birmingham
Winners & Boozers
*vuvuzela*
My favourite is:
Quizteama Aguilera
At a Beatles Quiz once:
Somebody Spoke and I went into a Team
Doesn’t quite meet the brief but how about Universally Challenged?
Still. Well worth considering.
Gin-eral Knowledge
Stout-er for Ten
Pint-less
Ale to the Chief
Won’t be Battered
Three Sheets to the Win
Excellent, especially the last one
Rum and reason.
Jägermeister minds
The Grand Crew
Le Grand Crew, surely?
Mais oui.
Posh pubs where I live.
The most middle class thing I heard this week was on the radio, someone was grateful to the European Championship on Tuesday evening because Waitrose was empty.
That could have been me if only they’d asked. I time my visits to the swimming pool to coincide with major sporting fixtures. An empty pool is a wonderful thing.
Back in the early ’80s, when I lived around that way, I used to enjoy going to Aberystwyth Liberal Club* on Saturday afternoons for a quiet game of snooker on the good table** while the soccer and rugby fans were all watching games in the pubs.
*No bar, but there again no TV either.
** They had 4 full-size tables IIRC. If members (I was not one) were present and wanted a game, they had preference to play on the best one.
The Whisky Chasers
QUI
Prozacco
Que?
Piston Broke
Risky Quizness
I know it’s not original but
The Bottle in Front of Me
The Pissheads
I reckon your blog title wins it but of we’re to be inspired by classic American literature:
Huckleberry Gin (probably exists)
Moby DYC (dreadful Spanish whisky)
The Red Stripe of Courage
The Grapes of Wrath…
Huckleberry Gin is excellent.
The Grapes Of Wrath are piles, aren’t they?
The Barley Literates.
Much better!
Wonderful Winos.
Beer Goggles.
That’s The Spirit!
Quite Intoxicated
Two Pints Of Lager And A Crack At The Quiz Please
The Designated Ciders
I knew I could rely on you!
Dead Drunk in the Middle of the Road.
Eggnog heads
Wankered wiseguys
Creme de mensa
The one in the middle spoils your grouping somewhat.
The Un’bear’able Lightness of Hofmeister