What you ordered – “to provide a grand celebration worthy of the momentous occasion of the 250th anniversary of American Independence”
What you got – Vanilla Ice (natch), Milli Vanilli (actually only one of them because the other ones dipped out), Flo Rida and Young MC (the Bust A Move hitmaker from 37 years ago).

I see that the orange oaf has now suggested cancelling the remaining acts that (presumably) his lackeys invited, and having him as the star turn at what will probably be an event just like every one of his ralliies – increasingly incoherent rambling about how bigly fabulous he is, plus his greatest hits about Biden, Obama, the election, big men coming up to him with tears in their eyes, the weird non-dancing to YMCA, ad nauseum.
Hopefully nobody will be shouting “Play some new!” because they will have walked away in droves and left him ranting alone into the void.
Americans, what have you done to your country?
I’m hoping he comes on and performs a magic trick and disappears, that’s it just disappears never to return.
Today’s posting binge on Truth Social about all this shit is deranged even by his standards.
It’s quite a pleasant irony that the non-partisan committee that was originally overseeing the event was disbanded and a “Freedom 250” MAGA-fied version set up in its place, which has been in charge of the current fiasco.
Evidently V Ice and Mr Vanilli have pulled out too now. So Trump has responded by cancelling it calling them all unpopular and over paid.
And even more great news that a judge has rescinded his past and future plans to desecrate the Kennedy Center.