The popular press in the UK is all of a tizzy over the release of some private letters old Jug Ears wrote ten years ago. What do they contain? Well read on….

1) Plans to relaunch Hubba Bubba fizzy pop drink from the 90’s with ad campaign using a holographic Michael Bentine 2) His wish to have a statue of Camilla opposite the Diana fountain waterslide giving it the finger. 3) To make Duchy Original Biscuits the national dish by 2020. 4) Automatic euthanasia for any female monarchs over 80 5) Madame Tussauds to melt down everything to create a huge diorama of The Three Degrees

What have you read?