I give most new songs a fair crack of the whip. It is rare that I feel the need, less than a minute in, to declare with absolute certainty that this is the worst thing I have ever seen or heard.

This is really, really terrible. It reminds me of the song at the end of the Two Ronnies when they are in a marching band or something with the lyrics deliberately and clearly delivered so that you can get the jokes.

Now, I am no stranger to the concept of So Bad it’s Good and normally I like Robbie Willams enough to let him off he delivers a not so good song. But this song stinks. Really stinks. If you’re feeling good about life and need taking down a peg or two, click on this link. You’ll need a hanky for your crying ears.

https://youtu.be/zMiVwJs9PJU