Has anyone else seen this? It seems that during two months last year someone was posting rather interesting images to a tumblr site called The Villa of Ormen.
How Not To Get Your Music Listened To By Music Journalists
This is lol-out-loud stuff. Having to sift through hundreds of promo emails urging you to listen to this is one of the downsides of being a music journalist*. This writer gets immediately warned off by “uh-oh” lines in the emails, saving hours of backbreaking toil.
You should really go to the trouble of clicking the link, but here’s a couple of tasters:
“He’s a white boy in a backwards snapback with fake Emoji neck tattoos.”
“His dedication and hard work are evident as he keeps his fingers on the pulse of what his fans want and need via Social Media – trending and exemplifying the Millennial in him.”
“psyouthern, psych swamposphere”
[*Trying to think of an upside, failing.]