I’ve decided to return under my own familiar moniker, soiled as it may be, so I’ll just do what I do best and dump a list here. It’s all the “clean skin” names I was considering returning under.

You want any of ’em? Fill yer boots, chums.

Assaulty Dogg Buffalo Shelbyville Samuel F*ckwitt Air and Neville Five Loaves Left Darkyr Earlyer Brewer’s Bitch Famous Matt Topcoat Grayson Danger Syco Candide Brimful of Gnasher Syd Jarrett Technical Sergeant Eliot Error Twilight Matthew Sour Marvin Goy Goose Jazz Age of Chauncey Babylon’s Berni Petsounds The Younger Killer Mina Funk Fuster Klick