Every evening I sit with Mrs F to watch something on the tellybox, and comb our long-haired tortoiseshell cat, before we climb the steps to bedfordshire. Usually it involves someone who has a blue light in or on their vehicle. Usually they blur into one for me. Often I nod off before the end.

Currently we’re watching Superman and Lois on the iPlayer, where the titular couple live on the Kent family farm outside Metropolis with their two teeange boys, one of whom has inherited superpowers from his father, and the other has changed body and voice entirely between series 2 and 3, but neither parents or twin sibling appear to have noticed.

Anyhow, at the world’s most boring school Prom, one parent (the town fireman) hit the dancefloor to get the party started to… The Jesus and Mary Chain’s Head On. Eh?