‘m concerned about this little man called Jeffrey. He has a problem with his identity, which seems to be existentially affected by minor administrative activities affecting some lorry drivers traversing the Irish Sea. Naturally, the only way he could reasonably address this identity crisis was by collapsing the entirety of regional government. Let’s hope he gets well soon. Here’s ‘Jeffrey’s Identity’, a calypso to this stalwart of democracy.

Jeffrey’s Identity

Oh, won’t you help me with Jeffrey’s identity He’s so confused he don’t know who he’s meant to be He got upset about this line down the Irish Sea It blew his mind and he collapsed the Assembly

He’s gone to sulk with his friends in the DUP Oh, why can’t things just be like they used to be? Tie up the swings like it’s 1953 What was so wrong with state-sponsored bigotry?

A little man with no connection to reality He doesn’t seem to see the disparity With the Democratic Unionist hypocrisy And its lack of accepting democracy

He lies awake under his union jack eiderdown He thinks of England – England thinks he’s a clown He goes on TV and he tries to be sinister He just can’t » Continue Reading.