The section of the Internets is for when you played a record by a “beat combo” in a romantic setting which resulted having the opposite effect with regard to smoochiness.

My terrible, terrible example was when I though some classical music would proffer the desired ambience – my choice for such an occasion was Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture

But NAY – I was unable to compete with the (should have been expected) cannons).

Reader I was SPENT long before their arrival.

Insert shame below.