I’ve been shamed with having only 1 post in Salwarpes “Who posts on here” post, so I’m going to double my score now. I have attached songs from my own collection on my phone against relevant callers, so I know who is calling. The criteria are: 1/ Must have some association with the caller. 2/ The song must start with some urgency. 3/ Must not be embarrassing (or have a level of embarrassment you can tolerate).

Here are mine: My younger sister – Little Sister by Dwight Yoakham Mum – Mother of Pearl by Roxy Music (I feel I could better this, but it’ll do for now) Mother in law – Mother in law by Ernie K Doe Daughter – My Girl by The Temptations My beautiful wife – Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye (this breaks the embarrassment rule, especially in the office) And for my general ringtone (I don’t think this can be bettered) – Hanging on the telephone by Blondie. 2 rings of a phone then Debbie Harry shouting “I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall.”

Any further suggestions welcome.