Strewth. Both of the main BBC channels are awash with blithering from Claire Balding, as the unlucky two are dragged uncomfortably before their cheering supplicants in a monstrous golden carriage. The bloke inside looks miserable while his chum just keeps on tapping at her hairsprayed bouffant lest it move a nanometric smidgen from its intended position. Her handbag is apparently carved from the timbers of H.M.S. Victory. Or something.

Any suggestions from iPlayer, or Netflix? It’s pissing down here so we aren’t keen on going out.