This thread may fall flat on its arse, or someone point out a thread from six years on the same topic. Coming across a reference to Terry Jacks number one of 1974 in a novel, and being aged nine at the time, I was the perfect age to run around the playground singing this version: We had joy We had fun We flicked bogies in the sun But the sun was too hot And the bogies turned to snot. Your playground versions of pop songs (not hymns, Mrs Moles tried to interpolate We three kings of Orient Are/One on a bicycle one on a car etc into the discussion). It’s actually quite hard to google which is a good sign for a thread, but I did come up with a cracker based on Hermann’s Hermits Sunshine Girl which is in the comments.