One of the pleasures of being part of a rockular music forum is the breadth of musical taste on display. I am not sure if we will all reach a conclusion about a universally liked song; but can we all agree on a stinker?

I’d like to insert a couple of guidance notes:

1. Perhaps we should avoid the novelty songs like Mr Blobby? We know they’re shit. I’m more interested in knowing if we can unite behind the awfulness that is M People’s Sight for Sore Eyes, for example. Why? Enforced jollity. That’s why.

2. As we are at the dogs’ business end of the spectrum, we don’t have to post videos do we? If there’s too many in a thread, my phone can’t cope.