(with all credit to Dr Buckles)

Came up with this yesterday after encountering a road bearing the name Barnes Wallis.

“Just driven down Barnes Wallis Avenue and it was full of large sightseeing coaches getting in my way. Damn Bus Tours”

and this from a few years back when John Lydon nee Rotten started advertising butter on TV

“He’s only doing it cos Anchor is an energy”

Any gags that you’ve come up with of late that you wish to share?