boys NOT to argue with each other at the dinner table? Don’t give me that, “He started it” rubbish either. Just keep quiet, eat your bile beans and keep your elbows off the table. No leaving the table until the plates are clean, and don’t think you can get off doing the washing up either. Have you got homework to do tonight? Well that’ll need finishing before the TV goes on. I don’t care if Magpie is on, or Blue Peter or whatever it is, we are eating our dinner in peace as a civilised family and that’s an end to it.