The Colossus of Bernie Rhodes

A giant effigy moulded from the huge stack of leftover 7”s which stand as a testament to The Clash’s days of chart chasing hubris.

The Great Pyramid Of Squeezer

A serendipitous commission for a genie resulted in our favourite artist owning an infinitely reusable teabag

The Minging Gardens Of Babyshambles

You’ve held your nose as these scruffy, smelly, chemically enhanced chancers took to the stage: now, imagine what their back yard must look like..

The Lighthouse People at Alexandria’s Chazza

Our bescarfed philanthropist invites you to flip past multiple copies of No Parlez and Be Here Now to her selection from the LIfted hitmakers

Juno Temple’s Arty Pics

The Ted Lasso star and heir to the Great Rock n Roll Swindle millions has displayed her tasteful photo shoot

The Statue Of Deus Ex Machina

A replica of the T Rex from the last scene of Jurassic Park: although it’s 40 feet tall and had to be hoisted into place with an enormous crane, they were able to move it into position without anyone hearing it coming.

The Mausoleum At Hayley Kiyoko’s

Turns out the lady loving pop Princess likes to have » Continue Reading.