“… because you dance to disco and you don’t like crockery”.

These would be a fine addition to the kitchen, to go alongside the Joy Division Oven Gloves. And very useful for when you’re dreaming of ‘drinking tea with Tony Benn’…

Are there any other randomly bizarre music-related household items out there, readers?

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