I still prefer a physical product but am loathe to pay extortionate postage & packing. I have had two items in my tax dodgers basket for some time now and am growing impatient. I need another item to qualify for free p&p. It needs to cost more than £5:03. I thought the good people of The Afterword could choose an item for me.

The rules are, in order of importance:

1. It has to be available from the Tax Dodgers 2. It must cost £5:03 or more (but not much more). 3. It has to be something I don’t already own. Please be aware I have catholic taste and already own thousands of CDs. 4. There needs to be a good chance I’d enjoy it.

The prizes are a pat on the back and my undying love.

I am the judge and jury and my decision is final.

Over to you!