The checklist:

The sounds:

A full orchestra of multiple Yammy DX7s multiply plinking dee-ex-sevenily.

A whackjob snaredrum that makes you wince on every backbeat.

Faux bakerstreety alto sax break in the middle because the verses and choruses have got a bit boring.

The images:

Big hair

Big shirts

Extreme chest exposure

Big trousers hoisted up to navel level

Rolled-up sleeves

Pale pink and powder blue colourways

Pointless set design featuring weirdass geometric black and white shapes

Lame-o jerky animation inserts whenever Rod’s lame-o jerky dancing begins to pall

It’s got the lot! Can you do better, reader?