It was the grand final of this series of Only Connect the other night. For those that haven’t seen it Only Connect is an impossibly hard quiz show played between two teams that win nothing more than a glorified paperweight at the end of the series. For my money it’s the best quiz show on TV. I play along at home and if I get five questions right (as in before the teams guess them) I think that I’m doing pretty well, a bit like when you watch University Challenge or Mastermind. Answering a few questions right leads me to think for some reason maybe I could have a go at this programme, for what it’s worth.

Anyway, for the grand final the questions were a bit harder. Didn’t get a single answer right, even the music question (which I can often get). Probably best to stay at home and watch from the comfort of my sofa, rather than end up looking like a knobhead!