Fountains of Wayne’s catalogue is a masterpiece in chronicling the wistful everyday – from Mcjobs and shopping malls to house parties while the parents are away. But on this track they surely drill down to another level..is it the most inconsequential song every released? They’re in a cafe and want a coffee. They can’t get the waitress to come over for a long time. Then she does. Possibly she’s been on the phone. That is it. No meet-cutes or loathing, just an air of resigned annoyance. Three minutes 37 seconds. So, while we love songs about revolutions, flaming car crashes, teen crushes and murder-suicides there’s got to be a place for the trivial. Your entries for the most inconsequential song ever please.