Older readers may remember a brief period in the history of brief periods during which it became the vogue (darling) to apologise for stuff you didn’t actually do yourself but thought you should apologise for. Politicians outvied – is that a word? outvied? looks funny somehow – each other to see what awful event, such as the sarcastic treatment of marsupials during WWII, they could apologise for. Then Trump came along, a man who has never been remotely apologetic in his life although presented with countless self-made opportunities, and this Happy Notion was forgotten. I’m pretty sure all the major bases have been covered – all the big historical outrages have already been taken – but there are still smaller things we should apologise for (like leaving a preposition dangling at the end of a sentence) and in this thread I offer Afterworders the opportunity to step up to the plate – OMG did I just type that? OMG did I just type OMG? – and take responsibility for some infraction of taste, solecism, or bad judgement. So, you know. Be sorry about something.