We’ve all done it worn something that we later regret. Flapping loons, tartan trews, floppy hats and platform shoes. Luckily little photographic evidence exists.

This was brought on by the thought during the dark morning when your mind starts working overtime, and sleep can’t come. I had the idea years ago of emulating Peter Gabriel and adopting his reverse Mohican haircut, the wide shaved centre parting. Did anyone try it? Apart of course from Mr Gabriel.

I never did, is it too late now?

Is there some fashion faux pas in the wardrobe of your soul that you could bear to reveal?