I’m after any organic, made-up-by-you jokes. A friend and I have a rolling email correspondence about making up jokes. I have put some on Twitter to enormous acclaim. Would you like to read them. Oh go on then:
My Scrabble rack is VICWCII. I have no words.
I heard a sports commentator say that the Federer had “the finest backhand in world tennis…if you like that sort of thing”.
The man who invented algorithms has died peacefully in his sleep, listening to The Beatles and surrounded by the people who loved him. It’s what he would have wanted.
I was frying a sausage today and the noise it made was surprisingly danceable. It was a banger!
Unbelievable that the local Catholic shop has signs up for Lent already!
I just bought a Jeremy Corbyn Advent Calendar – his days are numbered!
I was on a bus this morning and an old lady had no money for her fare. King Arthur stood up and said “Allow me!” and paid the driver. What a Legend!