I asked ChatGPT to rewrite the Gettysburg address in the style of a fictional character. Can you guess who it is?

Ah say, ah say, folks, gather ’round now, ya hear? We’re fixin’ to commemorate this here battlefield, where our fine nation done stood tall in the face of adversity. Now, listen up, ’cause I’m fixin’ to lay down some truth like a hen lays her eggs.

Well, ah declare, back in ’63, our great leader, Mr. Lincoln, he stood right here, and he said, “Folks, four score and seven years ago, our forefathers set forth on this great land a nation like no other, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all folks are created equal.”

Now, let me tell ya, we’re smack dab in the middle of a mighty big skirmish, a Civil War, if you will. And by Jove, we ain’t gonna let this nation split in two like a biscuit gone stale. No sir!

Now, we’re here to honor them brave souls who done laid down their lives so this nation could keep on truckin’. It’s like my ol’ grandpappy used to say, “You gotta stand tall even when the wind’s blowin’ fierce.” And » Continue Reading.