One minute it’s all dwarves with platters of cocaine strapped to their heads*, next you’re shredding your glutes ‘to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening’. Yes, Brian May, shunner of barbers, doctor of stars and friend to the badger, is currently indisposed, and sadly in what sounds like considerable pain, following a bizarre gardening accident.

Bad Bottomed Girls, Another One Digs the Dust, etc etc … you know what to do to fill up a long weekend.

*Incidentally, I had never read the full details of *that* party before and I’ll put a link in the comments. It sounds like quite the social gathering, and certainly a lot more fun than gardening.

https://variety.com/2020/music/news/queen-brian-may-hospitalized-gardening-injury-glues-1234601520/