Come all ye, gather round the picnic table, have some food (vegetarian options in the orange cooler, vegan ones in the green cooler), have a drink, (non-alcoholic options are clearly segregated over there in the blue cooler) and tell us all what you have been listening to, watching, reading, or otherwise using to help you pass the time since we last met.

Welcome to this special False Spring edition of Blogger Takeover. Actual Spring will be with us, in the fullness of time, but in the meantime batten down the hatches, put sandbags out to help minimise the impact of impending floods, and please tell us all – what have you been listening to, watching, reading, or otherwise using to distract yourself from waves hands ALL THIS?