In an ideal world every band would have side 1 track 1 of their debut album as a manifesto song. This is who we are, this is what our vibe is, and this is what we’re going to do to the world. So your manifesto songs please. The name of the band must be the name of the track.

Motorhead by Motorhead is pretty much perfect, even though actually written by his previous band.

‘Motorhead, remember me now, Motorhead alright’.

Again,

Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees and people say we monkey around But we’re too busy singing to put anybody down

Just about nails it.

You don’t have to be a band, individual artists can join in too – but it’s a bit more of a style statement to record a song with your own name as the title. One of course comes to mind straight away in the comments.