Over the course of 24 hours all these emails landed in my Junk email. It sounds like a saucy computer programme randomly raided a Shakespearean dictionary. The resultant twaddle made me laugh considerably so I hope you will find the same. They all consisted of Subject line – then the first line was subject line repeated, next a no-doubt dodgy Viagara link and lastly the sign off signature from a supposed medic, almost as funny as subject line. My favourite was the one about foul play – “Is this a dagger I see before me?”- though the “append lozenge” one was good as well. Highly heartily thine, Carolina (not medically qualified apart from reading a lot on Dr Google and a Biology O level)
Does you bliss yours sweeting in pallet? I wish you a pleasing lustiness Dr Bob Ewers
Is ye arouse your spouse in a couch? I wish for you a durable euphoria Dr Ronald Cornick (Durable Euphoria – TFML)
Did ye sway your companion on pallet? Have a keen energy! Dr Ralph Meinzer
Does ye bewitch yours dear heart on bed??? I wish you a nice energy Dr Leah Chevalette
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