It is no stretch of the imagination to consider that The Lady in Red is Chris De Burgh’s crowning achievement. Back in 1986, the irish sex-symbol seduced a nation of willing men and women in 4 minutes 6 seconds with this schmaltzy ballad; its popularity ensuring it was number one when I was born, beating long-forgotten, now charity-bin regular singles such as ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ and ‘Panic’, ‘Venus’ and ‘Happy Hour’ to the honour.

I’ve always (in the last fifteen minutes) wondered whether anybody has really considered the lyrics and what they mean. Inspired by ‘The Poetry Thread’ I invite you lot to analyse the words of Monsieur De Burgh and let me know what this song is about. Who is the Lady in Red if not Melisandre of Asshai? Is Chris De Burgh the nom-de-plume of Stannis Baratheon?

I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight I’ve never seen you shine so bright I’ve never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance They’re looking for a little romance, given half a chance And I have never seen that dress you’re wearing Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes I » Continue Reading.