Miley Cyrus is riding high in the charts with Flowers, a break up song with an I Will Survive vibe. Apparently, it’s inspired by her divorce from Liam Helmsworth. For me, it rings hollow, especially on the video, in which she cavorts around a mansion by herself. Scantily clad, of course.

I’m sure The Afterword can come up with much better ones. What’s your favourite?