I did the Xmas food shopping yesterday and bought two puddings, one for Xmas day (obvs) and one a “break glass in case of emergency” affair in case I need more. Not “…in case of unexpected visitors” more, just…more.

But here I am, late evening 22 December and I’m about to crack – I’m going to start on the stand-by pud. You can’t NOT though, can you, when you know it’s there in the fridge being all fruity and spicy and sticky and nutty and delicious and chanting “EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME”? (This last bit might just be inside my head.)

So what are you looking forward to consuming gratifyingly unhealthy amounts of this Christmas?