If, like me, you’re fond of old John’s lively, rolling poetry, and love to wallow in his soft vocal delivery, tonight’s schedule on BBC 4 is right up your street. From 10 pm right through to 1:35 am he’s there.

Anyone unable to access this content due to unfortunate geography or a VPN shortage may possibly be helped, you never know. Miss J.Hunter Dunn can apply directly to me for assistance, if she’s reading this.