Jerusalem, eh? Apart from those who don’t, everyone loves it. Everyone. Well you’ve got to, haven’t you? Stirring, melodious, inspiring, telling the true story of how Jesus Christ hitched over for Glastonbury. It’s William Blake, it’s Pete Doherty, it’s cricket and scones and The Railway Children all in one. You can’t have a proper conversation about the national anthem without some ballyhoo drivelling on about it. But what’s the best version out there? Billy Bragg? Thora Hird? Some choir no one’s ever heard of? Do you have a favourite and were just waiting for someone better looking than you to start a thread like this? Please post your choice below. I came across this version by Jeff Beck and Don’t Call Me Dave Gilmour. I don’t like it. For one thing, where’s the words? And for another thing, it’s rubbish. Shirley, you can do better.

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