After various rockin’ beers, wines, and whiskey’s, they are now stretching out. For it to taste like the good Captain, it should taste like a mix of chillies, dog ends, ladies perfume, rubber, and kippers. The captain being an acquired taste, It will take 20 years to grow on you, and you’ll only like the bottles in the first production.
Stout Mask Replica ale
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The next one in the series must surely be Safe As Milk Stout.
The mighty lager, with the world’s first great taste of fish.
Bat Chain (Beer) Puller.
Gimme Dat Harp Lager Boy.
Long Neck Bottles
When I See Mommy I Feel Like Getting Bladdered…
Bug-Eyed Beers From Venus.
Safe as milk stout
@SteveT
Not so keen on that one as it tends to repeat on you after you drink it
Ahem 🙄
Going to clear a spot for some of that in my fridge right now
Ha!
In a variation of @Mike_h above, too much and it won’t be a bat chain I’m pulling.
@Retropath2
Bloody hell, R, the last thing any of us needs right now is another chuffing variant!
Oh no, the Hobo Chang Ba variant!
Symptoms include:
-Going to the bathroom too much
-Blowing your stacks
-Zig-Zag wandering
-Fast and bulbousness
One for the ladies – Lick My Decals Off, Babycham
@aging-hippy
Oh, no, it’s all gone pear-shaped
Surely someone must have mentioned “Safe as milk stout” by now?
Yes, I can’t believe the thread’s got this far without someonesaying “Safe as milk stout”.
Mine’s a Perry ‘Rafferty’.
Cider with (a whole lotta) Rosie should be a thing surely?
In a long-necked bottle? Coming right up!