Well, it will be whenever the next batch of stormy weather worthy of a name reaches the UK. These things are alphabetical, and the Met Office have decreed that the fourth storm of the year is to be called Storm Dylan.
We’ll be looking for Shelter from the Storm, hoping that it doesn’t turn into a Hurricane, locally there might be a Tempest, garden furniture will be Blowing in the Wind …. Over to you.
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/barometer/uk-storm-centre/storm-dylan

Thunder on The Mountain
Simple Twist of Fence
It’s All Over [the garden] Now Baby Blue
Everything Is Broken
If it blows your fence down, you can shout IDIOT WIND at it
Years hence, when we look back, I think we will find that Storm Donovan was far more significant.
Storm DONOVAN, shurely?
Idiot wind ?
There’s a wicked wind still blowin’ on that upper deck
Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, although they certainly help. They are also reporting a hard rain’s a-gonna fall during the week, all along the watchtower and they’ll be buckets of rain as a result.
Just wait until we get to Storm Rebecca. I’m in sprout-eating training already so I can do it full justice.
Storm Moose…. it’s a HURRRicane.
Early reports suggest the “Storm” may just be localised flooding at the homes of 2 women.
They live at numbers 12 and 35.
In the event of an increase in storm intensity, Maggies Farm will be closed for the day