I’ve never done a hard day’s work in my life. Never been on a chain gang, never sweated with a pickaxe on a railroad, never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. For a start, lead bullets are not RoHS compliant, and the Risk Assessment would be a nightmare.
Over to the AW hive mind. Songs about database mangling, CoSHH assessments, soldering irons, Display Screen Equipment, RSI, emails, corporate nonsense.