When I was but a wee Dynamite and trying to get served underage, I once went up to the bar and asked in my manliest, most confident* voice for a pint of Bass. Pronounced “Bayce”, of course, how else would you say it? The bloke behind the bar fixed me with a steely stare and just said “Out”.
Off I slunk.
*which was neither particularly manly nor confident
Return of the Macallan
Aberfeldy in love (with someone you shouldn’t have)
Ardbeguiling Eyes
Bladnoch around the clock
Faith Bowmore
Love in Bunnahabhain
Ella Fitzgerald – I’ve Got BeGuinness Luck
Nelly Furtado – Smirnoff The Light
The Beatles – Bailey’s In Black
Tom Jones and The Bacardigans – Burning Down The House Red
The Isley Brothers – Twist and Stout
The Zombies – Stella No
Leonard Cohen – Black Tower Of Song
10,000 Maniacs – What’s The Mateus Here?
Tony Sheridan/The Beatles – Dubonnet (Lies Over The Ocean)
Love – Alone Again Piat D’Or
Hoddle and Waddle – Diamond Whites
Echo & The Bunnymen – My Kingdom Perignon
Your starter for ten:
Saturday Night Fever-Tree
Fever Tree is not booze, you big sober sod, it’s a mixer. Otherwise we could have the Bitter Lemonheads and the R Whites Stripes.
No need to be pedantic – this is the Afterword.
Oh…
Pump up the Draught Bass.
When I was but a wee Dynamite and trying to get served underage, I once went up to the bar and asked in my manliest, most confident* voice for a pint of Bass. Pronounced “Bayce”, of course, how else would you say it? The bloke behind the bar fixed me with a steely stare and just said “Out”.
Off I slunk.
*which was neither particularly manly nor confident
New Rosé
Life in the Buckfast Lane
Everyday I Write the Bock.
There Goes the Beer.
Voodoo Chiles
Bad Moon Reisling
Pitchers of Mateus Men
Wooden Harp
Moonshine of Your Love
Loads of Tribute acts out there.
Amstel Standing
Oh Carling
Becks’ Bolero
And for the way home:
10CC – Donna (Kebab)
Inter Stella Overdrive
Stout of Time
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Martini
Whose cider are you on?
Dylan corner:
Every Grain Of Sandeman
Like A Rolling Rock Stone
Tangled Up In Blue Nun
Not Brains Dark Yet
Ring Them Bells
It’s Alright, Mackeson (I’m Only Bleeding)
It’s All Over Now, Baby Pabst Blue Ribbon
Forever Young’s Double Chocolate Stout
(that’s enough Dylan – ed)
Todd Rundgren – I Saw The Light & Bitter
Born to be Brown and Mild.
Simply The Best (Bitter)
I Should Be So Buckie
Stop the thread now. We have a winner.
Doom Bar Bar Shake The Room
Grappa Don’t Preach
Gin A Broken Dream
or should that be
Gin, A Broken Dream
Gordon’s Is A Moron
Shakin’ not stirrin’ All Over.
My Ouzo Weighs a Ton
Damn Right I’ve Got The Booze
Mild Night
Anything by Spirit with Shandy California
Eleanor Newton & Ridley
Tiger tops feet
Brimful of asha on a colt 45
Absolut. BeGin-ners
Sauvignon It Goes
Young’s At Heart
Champagne In My Heart
The House Red Telephone
Alcopop Music
Doom Barbara-Ann
Vanishing Pint
Agadoombar
Waiting for a Staropramen to fall
Wish you were beer
Return of the Macallan
Aberfeldy in love (with someone you shouldn’t have)
Ardbeguiling Eyes
Bladnoch around the clock
Faith Bowmore
Love in Bunnahabhain
Who’s Lagavulin Who?
Ella Fitzgerald – I’ve Got BeGuinness Luck
Nelly Furtado – Smirnoff The Light
The Beatles – Bailey’s In Black
Tom Jones and The Bacardigans – Burning Down The House Red
The Isley Brothers – Twist and Stout
The Zombies – Stella No
Blue Nun Day
Did not the late, great Viv Stanshall (who knew a thing or two about booze/music mash-ups) get here before us all?
Staggered Let It Beer not listed.
Leonard Cohen – Black Tower Of Song
10,000 Maniacs – What’s The Mateus Here?
Tony Sheridan/The Beatles – Dubonnet (Lies Over The Ocean)
Love – Alone Again Piat D’Or
Hoddle and Waddle – Diamond Whites
Echo & The Bunnymen – My Kingdom Perignon
I Never Promised You a Hoegaarden
I like that @Eyesteel
Absolut
Brand New Saki
The Gin Crowd
Voi Vodka
Harp Shaped Box
Lovin’ The Gin Crowd, Derek! 😃
Sorry, bit late to the party, but I’ve got a few cans…
Train – Drops of Jupiler
Melanie – Brand New key (brown)
The Real Thing – Can You Feel the Vaux
Every Breathalyzer You Take
Blowin’ In The Bag