“… because you dance to disco and you don’t like crockery”.
These would be a fine addition to the kitchen, to go alongside the Joy Division Oven Gloves.
And very useful for when you’re dreaming of ‘drinking tea with Tony Benn’…
Are there any other randomly bizarre music-related household items out there, readers?
https://www.petshopboys.co.uk/news/2024-10-30/pet-shop-boys-since-1984
hubert rawlinson says
I think @fitterstoke may have something that fits the bill and would be a useful addition to the tea set.
Speaking of tea set I’m surprised that Pink Floyd haven’t brought one out.
fitterstoke says
I assume you refer to this…
hubert rawlinson says
Indeedy
salwarpe says
La théière volante!
retropath2 says
Laughing stock cubes would be handy, a rich loopy juice in an easy to crumble concentrate.
hubert rawlinson says
Can be used in conjunction with laughing gravy.
fitterstoke says
…and Laughing Spam Fritter…
salwarpe says
I like the look of these Motorhead nipple rings
fitterstoke says
Door knocker, Shirley?
salwarpe says
I wondered why they were so heavy. I bought them off Jim Rose.
Rigid Digit says
Surely more befitting of The Rutles.
Is Neil Tennant Dirk McQuickly in disguise?
Feedback_File says
Does Laughing Stock also make you Talk Talk?
Leffe Gin says
It turns you the colour of spring.
Captain Darling says
And then the party’s over.
Freddy Steady says
Have you heard the news? It’s so serious.
Kaisfatdad says
I am the proud owner of Gretchen Peters tea towel.
A wonderful addition to our modern lifestyle!
Mike_H says
Hank Wangford also has “Wild Wicked & Wondeful World of Waltzing & Washing Up with Wangford” tea towels for sale.
I’m surprised Pink Floyd don’t have DSOTM beach towels.
Bamber says
I remember Hank’s “Sincere Products”, range of merchandise at their gigs back in the day.
Black Celebration says
It’ll go nicely with my Black Sabbath “Geezer” cutlery.
Leffe Gin says
A Raye(*) tray would be useful to carry the above items.
* real name Rachel Keen
fentonsteve says
Today’s tea/keyboard moment, and I’ve not even had my breakfast yet. Well done!
fentonsteve says
How about a The Lilac Time tea towel? Which reminds me, I must check in with Mr P Wadd.
https://needlemythology.teemill.com/product/astronauts-t-towel/
retropath2 says
As in @paul-wad from round here? How the hell is he? Much missed.
fentonsteve says
Yes, Paul’s the world’s bigget Stephen Duffy fan. I have his contact details somewhere.
Leffe Gin says
Scott Walker Meat Tenderizer:
https://pitchfork.com/news/scott-walker-remembered-by-his-meat-punching-percussionist-alasdair-malloy/
Leffe Gin says
Pink Floyd “Quiet Desperation” Noise cancelling headphones.
Leffe Gin says
…unfortunately the left and right earpieces refuse to work with each other.
Leffe Gin says
Yes “Close to the Hedge” garden trimmers
Leffe Gin says
Led Zeppelin’s new clothing range, Blouses of the Holy.
retropath2 says
Henry Cow socks.
hubert rawlinson says
Of course tea tastes better from a Barry Wom mug.
yorkio says
Had some Elton John Marmite on my toast just this morning.
retropath2 says
Hmm, yeast based comestible from the largely sedentary pianist…..
I’ll pass.
Mike_H says
It’s no different from the ordinary Marmite.
No “piano bits” in it at all. I was disappoint.
Black Type says
Saturday Night’s Alright For Marmiting.
Mike_H says
Spread a little extract here.
Sewer Robot says
Bit disappointing to discover that the Dill Danding hitmaker is, in truth, Dargely Dedendary..