“… because you dance to disco and you don’t like crockery”.
These would be a fine addition to the kitchen, to go alongside the Joy Division Oven Gloves.
And very useful for when you’re dreaming of ‘drinking tea with Tony Benn’…
Are there any other randomly bizarre music-related household items out there, readers?
https://www.petshopboys.co.uk/news/2024-10-30/pet-shop-boys-since-1984
I think @fitterstoke may have something that fits the bill and would be a useful addition to the tea set.
Speaking of tea set I’m surprised that Pink Floyd haven’t brought one out.
I assume you refer to this…
Indeedy
La théière volante!
Laughing stock cubes would be handy, a rich loopy juice in an easy to crumble concentrate.
Can be used in conjunction with laughing gravy.
…and Laughing Spam Fritter…
I like the look of these Motorhead nipple rings
Door knocker, Shirley?
I wondered why they were so heavy. I bought them off Jim Rose.
Surely more befitting of The Rutles.
Is Neil Tennant Dirk McQuickly in disguise?
Does Laughing Stock also make you Talk Talk?
It turns you the colour of spring.
And then the party’s over.
Have you heard the news? It’s so serious.
I am the proud owner of Gretchen Peters tea towel.
A wonderful addition to our modern lifestyle!
Hank Wangford also has “Wild Wicked & Wondeful World of Waltzing & Washing Up with Wangford” tea towels for sale.
I’m surprised Pink Floyd don’t have DSOTM beach towels.
I remember Hank’s “Sincere Products”, range of merchandise at their gigs back in the day.
It’ll go nicely with my Black Sabbath “Geezer” cutlery.
A Raye(*) tray would be useful to carry the above items.
* real name Rachel Keen
Today’s tea/keyboard moment, and I’ve not even had my breakfast yet. Well done!
How about a The Lilac Time tea towel? Which reminds me, I must check in with Mr P Wadd.
https://needlemythology.teemill.com/product/astronauts-t-towel/
As in @paul-wad from round here? How the hell is he? Much missed.
Yes, Paul’s the world’s bigget Stephen Duffy fan. I have his contact details somewhere.
Scott Walker Meat Tenderizer:
https://pitchfork.com/news/scott-walker-remembered-by-his-meat-punching-percussionist-alasdair-malloy/
Pink Floyd “Quiet Desperation” Noise cancelling headphones.
…unfortunately the left and right earpieces refuse to work with each other.
Yes “Close to the Hedge” garden trimmers
Led Zeppelin’s new clothing range, Blouses of the Holy.
Henry Cow socks.
Of course tea tastes better from a Barry Wom mug.
Had some Elton John Marmite on my toast just this morning.
Hmm, yeast based comestible from the largely sedentary pianist…..
I’ll pass.
It’s no different from the ordinary Marmite.
No “piano bits” in it at all. I was disappoint.
Saturday Night’s Alright For Marmiting.
Spread a little extract here.
Bit disappointing to discover that the Dill Danding hitmaker is, in truth, Dargely Dedendary..