Wet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Ruin a Song (or make it better) by removing 2 letters
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
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Wet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
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Breaking Ass
God Time
Cunty House. Better or worse?
God Save the Que?
I know nothing
Miss Otis Egret
Lice and Thieves
Or alternatively, Police and Hives
This Wee’s On Fire
Eels on Fire
Pick Up the Pies
Good Tims, Bad Tims
…..anything from The White Bum
Sympathy for the Dev – Jagger’s tribute to the legendary Corrie corner shop owner
Don’t Believe the PE – Public Enemy rather shooting themselves in the foot there, I feel.
Lav to the Rhythm – Grace regrets the reheated pizza
Hat Going On – Marvin’s cautious reading of today’s weather
Man I Feel Like A Man – Shania’s surgery was a success
“O, non calling.”
I’ve made it better.
I Do Want To Go To Chelsea – 43 years later, Elvis changes his mind
Bizarre love tingle
Fling groovy 59th street Bridge song.
Stand and liver
One too tight to mention
Single Lads
(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Gove Thang
We’ll need that slogan in about February when Pob is being installed as PM, Johnson having resigned following a fucked-up Brexit and a scandal involving a Russian ballerina.
I’m making all this up, of course. Twitter? Never ‘eard of it guv!
One Nation Under a Gove?
Ballerina or violinist?
I’d heard he was on the fiddle.
Oh it doesn’t matter, as long as she’s Russian and therefore a reeeeally obvious honey trap that only a self-deluding idiot would fall for.
“Oh Meestah Boris, you so sexy with fat belly and chronic infidelity”
Honey trap or reward for being a good boy and doing what agent Cummings tells him to?
Now I know why he’s been trying to get fit this year.
Lust Or Lie
Pubic Mage
I Could Never Take the Pace Of Your Ma
*applause*
Now that is funny.
A special Afterword Gold Award to Mr tkdmart!
Astral Wee
Pooman
Bum ‘n’ Grin
Pink Floyd’s hip hop epic ‘Hoes’
His Charming Ma
Pink Floyd’s album ‘Anals’.
A piness is a warm gun
Hold me Tig
Arf!
I saw her sanding thee
Much hated by jealous Yorkshire carpenters.
Only another song
Wild Hose
Hold me tit
Searching For The Young Soul Eels
Me on Eileen
The North Star Assman And The Ravens
Eats Don’t Ail Me Now
Time Loves a Roe
Tick Of The Tail
“Yell Submarine,” a song which led to people yelling “Submarine” to each other throughout the Summer of Love to such a degree that Tony Benn was forced to push through the Commons the (Yell Sub) Marine Offences Act in August 1967.
A similar headache came for Benn with Eleanor Rig, a short-lived oil platform which collapsed into the Irish Sea.
Yestery
Another girl Another Plan
OK Lobster
Also,
Dance this SS Around
Arf!⬆️
Good Luck Ham
The Forgettable Fire
Eel love
Wet End Girl
Two ribs. Frankie takes it easy at the barbie.
Mam No.5. Boris tries to remember that the mother of his last baby was called.
Everybody HUT!
Bring On The Nit
Miss You Nits
Take My Bath Away
Every Bath You Take
Let’s send the night to ether
Reeling in the Ear
Chin Lighting
Rikk Don’t Lose That Umber
Taint Love
(ewww)
Be le bum
Common Pope
Do your member the first, Tim
His is hard, cor!
(I’m a) Rep (I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here)
Sun Ra has gone on his holidays.
Spa Is the Place.
“Well I never. Wasn’t expecting to see you here, David”
Spa Oddity.
Bet you never knew Mike & the Mechanics were fishmongers for a while
The Ling Years
Won’t Get Food Again
Hen Love Breaks Don
Mick Jagger shows his maternal side – I Wanna Be Our Ma
Free – Mouthful of Ass
Rebel Without a Pus
He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Other
Shine on you crazy Damon
The day I stood in for Jimmy Pursey:
Hur Up Harry
A grateful King Crimson say “Elephant? Ta!”
From the album ‘Disciple’.
Moth operator. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago…
Hung Like The Wolf.
No to Rio
Wooden hip. Seems apt.
Lard.
Lands.
Ark Tongues In Aspic
Earbound.
R.
At.
Thee Of A Perfect Par.
In The Cot Of The Crimson King
Fool old
He Bangs, the dums***
Mad (oft) one
Do The Stan
Purile An
Message In A Butthole
Heat Of Lass
One Step Bond
Fuk Kingston
Backup In The USSR
Gordon Only Know
A Help Me Ron
The Living Ear
Oh cobblers, I added two letters to two of those… must read OP harder.
Loon Calling
Oversock
Jacques Brel’s heartfelt tribute to Can: Jaki.
Aloneginor
Arthur Lee struggles to resist drinking alone.
Virgin, I Plan
I Can See For Les
Pete Townsend offers ocular support for Mr Dawson
I Can E For Miles
Pete takes MDMA on jazz legend’s behalf
Scouse bonfire night collector
Penny La?
More Scousers:
No Sleep Til Brooky
The Local Song
His Woman’s Wok
Atom Heart Moth
Dark Side Of The ‘Oo
And their epic tribute to the Year of the Cat Hitmaker: The Al.
Sign The Ties – Prince’s team encourage him to be hands-on for a new line in merch.
Sin of the Tims
Brooke-Taylor, Curry, Henman and Spall spill all
Don’t know if we have had this yet.
Haircut 100 – Favourite shit.
Maybe worse, Love Pus On.
U Go The Loo.
Or U Go The Loo (Long Look) for the 12″ version.
A Hoe with no name.
Lice & thieves?
Rush: Spirit of dio
Canadians play tribute to much missed metal mutha.
Suede – Anal nitrate