You’re grilling, and you call over to him:
[Afterworder] ‘Hey Bob…halloumi?’
[RdN] ‘Halloumi? Halloumi? [pulls classic RdN face, turns up palms, looks around at everybody else]. ‘HallouMI? HALLOUMI???? Excuse me, hallouMIII???? I’m SAAHHRY, what? Do I LOOK like I…??? “HallouMI???” Whadthafug…hallouYOU you muthafucka, yeeeeeaaah hallouYOU!!!! Cocksucka!!!’
😂😂😂
Then maybe you could play him this record, which I snapped in the wild last weekend. While he was, er, you know, waiting for the burgers to finish.
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p773/minibreakfast/IMG_20170617_082649_zpsp1tdfcsx.jpg
I hope you didn’t pay the full 17s 6d.
I only took a photo. It was an offer I *could* refuse.
You! You! You’re smaaahd!