Aside from Dishy RIshi’s risible claims re Ms Swfit, David Cameron famously “loved” the Smiths.
Any more for any more – as songs are way too easy, suggest we stick to politicians and acts (this being the AW, would imagine this requirement will go out of the window as fast as a Tory government promise
Jacob Rees Mogg – Gryphon (“dig that crazy Crumhorn, Sixtus!”)
Nadine Dorries – Madness (“‘I’m Mad Nad for the Nutty Boys, me!”)
Dianne Abbott – The High Numbers (“Hang about. something about this doesn’t quite add up!”)
Lynne Truss – The Who
Keir Starmer – Snow, particularly the song Informer
“Keir Starmer,
A licky boom-boom down”
“Nowhere Man”.
Lee Anderson – Macc Lads
Skrewdriver more like, judging by his mates in Ashfield
Tony Blair – Slaughter and the Dogs (I’m a regular kind of mass murdering poodle for the US”)
A supergroup made up of Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong and far too many others to count – And you will know us by the trail of dead (“This ain’t rock and roll, it’s genocide!”)
A succession of Governments with Capitalist (or Capitalst-lite) principles:
Selling England By The Pound
John Redwood – Fish
Surely The Deadwood Stage.
Stop talking down the enormous manifest wonderfulness of Brexit you woke pinko commie enemy blob of the people.
I’ll take that.
David Cameron – Pork Pork
Papa’s got a Brand New Pig-Bag…
Father has a Brand New Porcine-Valise.
Pater, shurely?
Gordon Brown – The Stranglers (texture like sun etc. etc.)
Boris Johnson – And you will know me by the trail of the dead
Or Steely Dan – King of the World (his original stated ambition, I believe….)
La-La-La Lies.
Boris genuinely loves The Stones, especially Goats Head Soup. Wins my vote. 😉
Michael Gove – Drugdealer
Cocaine Decisions.
Tony Blair would have to be the lego movie song ‘ Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you’re part of the team!’ Come along Gordon, sing up.
Liz Truss – Insane Clown Posse
Suella Braverman – Killing Joke
Brilliant.
In real life Tony Blair was a fan of Wheeler 18.
Rees-Mogg – Mr Beveridge’s Maggot (also describes the great man himself…)
As an actual Swiftie, I’m gonna do a Johnny Marr and forbid Rish! from pretending to like her.
Big Swifty!!
Priti Patel* – Pretty Vacant
*Also applies to Truss.
Priti Vacant?
Especially with a J Rotten pronunciation.
…and she don’t care.
I knew that of course, but wanted to stay true to the song title. 😉
Harold Wilson gave The Beatles MBEs. Of course every pop star gets them (or knighthoods) these days.
Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow cabinet – Manic Street Preachers
Lloyd George knew my father
Father knew Lloyd George.
I am not entirely sure why Sunak’s claims to like Taylor Swift are necessarily ‘risible’. I like Swfit and cant see why it would be an iimpossibility for Sunak to do so, given he is nearly twenty years younger than me and has two teenage daughters. As for whether it’s a cynical claim for electoral benefit, I have my doubts. Sunak first mentioned Swift ( and Whitney Houston) when talking about things he and Liz Truss had in common during the leadership contest that Truss won. I think it unlikely that Sunak was attempting to appeal to the Tory party membership, given that demographic.
Ernie, you’re letting logic and fact get in the way of a good story. You’ll never get a job at the NME with THAT attitude!
@ernietothecentreoftheearth
The whole point of making such claims isn’t to appeal to the Tory party membership who are surely hard-wired to vote for the party regardless of what their musical tastes or however big a mess their chosen leaders have made of the country.
Same applies to long-term blue-rinse voters in the, one hopes, soon-to-crumble Blue Wall seats.
For me, Sunak’s fondness for Swift should, like Cameron’s unlikely love of the Smiths, be seen for what it is:
A shameless attempt to appeal to the younger demographic where the Tories appeal has always been if not totally non-existaent, then severely lacking.
Sadly for Sunak, having been fucked over royally these past 12 years, younger voters hatred of the Tories is more visceral than it has been in the 50 years ago when I was a young ‘un myself.
FWIW, I don’t think being seen to publicly agree with La Truss on any matter – regardless of how trivial – is an especially good look for any senior Tory right now. Or indeed ever, come that
Leaving the left/right politics out for a moment (if I may): how is any politician of any stripe and any age group supposed to answer the simple question “what music do you enjoy”, without a tacit assumption being made – as above? Would it matter what they said? Is there any other group in society where one would automatically dismiss any answer at all as an attempt at sophistry? Or is it just in politics since The Beatles?
Eg:
Classical – elitist toffs
Popular – appealing to the younger demographic
Jazz – pseudo intellectuals
etc
Comment above wasn’t politically based, F.
It’s long been a fact of political life that younger and more – for want of a better word -idealistic voters tend to vote for more liberal or left-leaning parties and policies. (At least the ones who can be bothered to get off their arses and vote do).
Older voters on the other hand are more likely to vote Tory.
If I was a pol and asked what sort of music you like, I’d probably reply “the type that will harvest me the most votes in the upcoming election”.
Which wouldn’t be The Smiths in the case of Cameron. I think he genuinely liked them at least in his younger days, but was probably shocked later that the singer was well to the right of him in political views
Depends who they are. Ken Clarke likes hard bop jazz like Kind Of Blue but he has a safe seat and doesn’t look to impress anyone.
Point of order:
Kind Of Blue is not “Hard Bop”, it’s “Modal Jazz” which was a reaction against Hard Bop and it’s like.
His absolutely genuine love of jazz is Ken Clarke’s redeeming feature. His political career only seems good in comparison to his party’s more recent leading figures.
He’s no longer an MP, he’s now Lord Clarke of Nottingham (appointed by Boris Johnson in 2020, after having the party whip withdrawn in 2019 for voting against a no-deal Brexit and not standing in that year’s election) and sits in the upper house.
No that’s what he calls it though.
Point of order Mike
I always thought hard bop was a reaction against cool jazz such as Kind of Blue because you couldn’t dance to it. HB came after CJ didn’t it, swinging and groovesome.
Yes. I’m conflating Hard Bop with Bebop there, which would get me some hard stares at a “serious” jazz club.
Only the highly-athletic multi-limbed could possibly dance to Bebop, so simpler tunes and slightly slower tempos were employed and the result was called Hard Bop.
Cool/Modal jazz was another branch away from Bebop, heading more towards the concert hall.
Bebop is part of an onomatopoeic word describing the music. The Bop in Hard Bop, as you say, refers to the dance.
As in: Off My Rocker at the Art School Bop?
Fatcha famously dug How Much Is That Doggie In The Window, didn’t she. And Telstar. Or at least that’s what Bernard Ingham told her to say.
Not much there to appeal to the NME-reading yoof at the time…
Now if she’d suddenly turned to the interviewer (Tom Hibbert!) and said “That’s all fine, but you know what? Unknown Pleasures was the absolute dogs bollocks!”
But I think she preferred Closer
And I am sure “Power Corruption and Lies” got frequent airings in late night whisky sessions over the red boxes at No 10 during the early 80s.
Especially when she was referring to coal mines, steel works, etc.
At one point, she also said that Rolf H’s Two Little Boys was a favorite of hers
I also like Telstar – we had the single in the house and I was surprised when Thatcher said she liked it.
Why?
Just as an Englishman has only to speak for another Englishman to hate him due to class conflicts, surely this is also sadly true for the wrong kind of music fan? Friendly rivalry is one thing (I rather liked Sid Vicious saying to Freddie Mercury, “Still bringing ballet to the masses, Fred?”), but the sour regard for computer student prog fans (guilty as charged, though psychology in my case), fans of music produced by Simon Cowell, those who like the uncoolest metal, Beardstroking Bobcats, audiophile Grateful dead fans competing on bootleg resolution, and everyone hating Nickelback – are, as Prof Barlett-Pear once observed, “all guilty”?
Well, @Vincent – you win the white carnation…
“…, can’t , can’t [sob] we all just get along?”
A little something for the dads in this spirit of harmony
@Vincent
The problem is that Simon Cowell wasn’t interested in and didn’t produce music.,
He was interested in ratings and focused squarely on producing the lowest common denominator TV shows needed to achieve them.
In fast-tracking minimally talentless nobodies whose only interest was achieving instant celebrity status without putting in the hard yards needed to achieve meaningful fame, he set the UK music industry back decades
@Jaygee
Come off the fence, tell us what you really think…
Clearly he was interested in making high ratings TV shows and topping the music charts but those TV shows did lead to decent acts with good records. Off the top of my head, Girls Aloud and One Direction who gave us Harry Styles and his career. I think a fair number of us here think well of these acts.
Both Rigby? on Sky News asked Starmer about his music tastes and he said his favourite band was Orange Juice. She had never heard of Orange Juice. To me that summed up the pointlessness of the question.
To me, that exchange shines a disturbing sidelight on Beth Rigby…I can remember a time when media types would have been aware of Postcard in general and OJ in particular.
The media is now a place for poshos, Oxbridge graduates and nepo babies. All unlikely to be familiar with the output of indie record labels.
Gits…
Cameron and Starmer on DID. Other leaders are available.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0093vjz
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000pdqz
Surprised they both passed up on Middle of the Road
Caroline Lucas – Everything’s Gone Green
It’s Not Easy Being Green…
Have an up!
Joe Biden.
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.
Donald Trump
A Legal Matter.
Benjamin Netanyahu
By Hook Or By Crook.
Liz Truss
Inglan Is A Bitch
Liz Truss – Idiot Wind
nick timothy who is standing in hancock’s old seat (not East Cheam) worked for theresa may and earned the nickname Rasputin so it’s Boney M for him.
As the New European said about him.
Is that Bullet Baxter from Grange Hill?
He looks like the inspiration for the bloke on some long forgotten Gentle Giant album cover
https://gentlegiantmusic.com/w/index.php?title=Gentle_Giant_%28album%29&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop#/media/File:Gg.gif
Long forgotten? I think not, sirrah…
Well not now I remembered it, obvs…
Some of us (well, me anyway) hadn’t forgotten GG in the first place…
Hopefully there is no way I’ll end up going Gentle Giant into that dark night, f
suella braverman: Mon legionnaire
Jeremy Corbyn – Sour Times
michael fabricant anything by Whigfield
Especially for @retropath2
Loves that ’60s moptop music.
MF apparently well known for cutting a rug on the dance floor at Tory party conferences
Slump AK’s ‘Syrup’ always has him sticking to the dancefloor.
I’d have thought Jarvis Cocker’s C***s are ruling the world to be more his bag. (Fun fact: Sir Michael is a bit of a c*** himself)
Oh dear, I think the jokes about the artificiality of MF’s luxuriant locks have, rather appropriately, gone over your head
Don’t call fabricant’s cover a wig
When wearing he don’t give a fig
In that unreal perruque
He’s no bashi-bazouk
In fact he looks like a thingamijig.
Eh? Joking about areholes tends to diminish their horror, so I tend to swerve from the ha ha school of thought about Flabbycunt, Rees-Mogg and Johnson, lest they underhandedly endear themselves anyone.
OP was, I now realise, a bit hard on RS.
He was so busy listening to Taylor over the weekend he forgot to remove the price tags from the England shirt he was pictured putting on in order to cheer on “our girls” ((c) all papers) during Sunday’s WWC Final.
Still did better than Ed Davey who was so busy being the “people’s politician” ((c) no papers at all) he had to have the Lionesses’s shirt he was “wearing” for the big match photoshopped on
Here – have one of mine: ©